Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

[neytirifanboy]

Grace and Norm are taking readings on the forest floor.

Grace: Do you see it?
Norm: It's amazing!
Grace: Isn't it.
Norm: It's more than amazing. It's ridiculously outstanding!!!
Grace: Yes. It's great isn't?
Norm: It's absolutely awesome. It's so thrilling. I'm so excited. I can't contain myself.
Grace: Er right, Norm. I think you should calm down now.
Norm: Oh, my God. I think this is the greatest moment of my life.....!
Grace: OK, Norm. Control yourself....! And put that thing away!
Norm: I can't help myself. I' just going to explode......HELL YEAH!!!
Grace: Oh, Norm. You've just contaminated the sample with your semen.