Na'vi "CHKDSK" :)

[proudgaruda]

Here's a joke I thought of:

OK, so the Na'vi have the Tsahaylu thing, and I was inspired by the usb flash drive establishing on the pc thing I saw on here, so what if I could somehow write a script that would establish Tsaheylu in a little more entertaining manner

Copy the following text to a notepad file, and when you save it, save it in quotes like this as the file name on the root folder "/" of your "queue":

autorun.cmd

@echo off
cls
echo.
echo Establishing tsahaylu with Eywa...
echo.
echo. PHY: Resolving NSRA (EYWA://AAAA:ffffffffffffffffffabcd)
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 7000 > nul
echo PHY: Tsahaylu established.
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 2000 > nul
echo PHY: Opening TSWIN0:
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 4000 > nul
echo .
echo Logical link established via TSWIN0.
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 3000 > nul
cls
echo Eywa's Na'vi File System Check Utility
echo.
echo The type of the file system is Na'vi File System (NVFS).
echo .
echo CHKNVFS is verifying files (stage 1 of 5)...
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 100 > nul
echo File $AVT:DATA
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul
echo File $AVT:BITMAP
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 6000 > nul
echo File $AVT:BADBLOCK
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul
echo Index "/"
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 2500 > nul
echo File /.TORUKMAKO
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 1560 > nul
echo File verification completed.
echo CHKNVFS is verifying indexes (stage 2 of 5)...
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 6364 > nul
echo Index verification completed.
echo CHKNVFS is recovering lost files.
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 1444 > nul
echo CHKNVFS is verifying security descriptors (stage 3 of 5)...
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 4642 > nul
echo Security descriptor verification completed.
echo CHKNVFS is verifying file data (stage 4 of 5)...
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul
echo File data verification completed.
echo CHKNVFS is verifying free space (stage 5 of 5)...
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 353 > nul
echo Free space verification is complete.
echo Adding 1 bad block to the Bad block File.
echo Correcting errors in the Na'vi's File Table's (AFT) DATA attribute.
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 100 > nul
echo Correcting errors in the Na'vi'sFile Table's (AFT) BITMAP attribute.
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 50 > nul
echo Correcting errors in the Volume Bitmap.
ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 40 > nul
echo Eywa has made corrections to the file system.
echo.
echo         1024 EB total storage space.
echo         1010 EB in 1000000000000 files.
echo         1 EB in 4 indexes.
echo         1  EB in bad blocks.
echo         1 EB in use for the Na'vi himself.
echo         1 EB occupied by the log file.
echo         30 EB available on disk.
echo
echo         1 petabyte in each block.
echo         1000000 total blocks on disk.
echo         9999994 blocks available on disk.
start .

In another text file named "autorun.inf" enter this:

[Autorun]

open=autorun.cmd
action="Make Tsahaylu"
label="Your Name"

You can change the text to anything you want. Its not a virus, I promise The source code is right there