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[Sight Unseen]

04:18 < SightUnseen> Well, that was an interesting experience.
04:19 < SightUnseen> About an hour ago I was pulled over by 5 police cars and held at gunpoint by four police officers.
04:19 < SightUnseen> Apparently, the state of Texas recycles temporary license plate numbers.
04:20 < SightUnseen> The plate number on my car happened to have been reported stolen from a dealership in Dallas, 200mi away in 2011.
04:21 < SightUnseen> However, the stolen car was a blue 2003 Buick Century, and mine was a silver 2001 Regal.
04:21 < SightUnseen> Which is similar enough to be in the holy **** lets point guns at this guy area.
04:22 < SightUnseen> All I was trying to do was drive a mile and a half to get taco bell at 1am.
04:23 < SightUnseen> I got pulled over about 20ft from the entrance, so all this happened in the parking lot of where I wanted to go.
04:24 < SightUnseen> The worst part? Not having four cops point guns at you from behind car doors. But after all that was over, it was 2:11 am and taco bell closes at 2.
04:24 < SightUnseen> So, yeah.
04:25 < SightUnseen> I had to put my hands out of the window, get out and lay on the ground, strip searched, shoved in the back of a police car, etc.
04:25 < SightUnseen> And that was all before I knew what the hell was going on.
04:26 < F-22> Isn't that...against the law?
04:26 < SightUnseen> Nope.
04:26 < SightUnseen> They tell you after they shove you in the back of the car and read you your Miranda rights.
04:26 < F-22> !g Miranda rights
04:26 <~Neytiri> google Miranda warning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Miranda warning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
04:29 < SightUnseen> But still, going from just driving to face first on the concrete makes you question pretty much every recent life choice.
04:31 < F-22> I think LAPD has a reputation for being pretty hard and swift
04:34 < SightUnseen> This was Pearland, Texas.
04:34 < SightUnseen> I think that was literally every police cruiser in town.
04:34 < SightUnseen> Four Crown Vics and a Tahoe.
04:34 < F-22> Damn
04:34 < F-22> probably half the police station
04:35 < SightUnseen> Somewht small city.
04:35 < SightUnseen> Probably.
04:35 < SightUnseen> The cop that followed me waited to turn on the lights until he had two other cars with him.
04:36 < F-22> Whoever stole that car in 2011 must've been one mean mother
04:36 < SightUnseen> I was just like, "Damn, lets hope the swarm calmly following me doesn't notice I'md driving."
04:38 < F-22> Now this reminds me
04:39 < F-22> Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! - YouTube
04:40 < SightUnseen> Also, I have to miss work tomorrow to get new plates. >.>

EDIT: Correction, the stolen car was actually a Buick LeSabre, not a Buick Century.

Originally Posted by Human No More

The continent, yes. That doesn't make British people 'European' any more than Canadians or Mexicans are American, or Australians are Oceanian

Europe is not a country, Canadians and Mexicans are all North Americans, and Australia is too big to be considered an island. In my humble opinion.