The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Human No More]

<Devourment> anywhoo.....
<Devourment> you wake up in a hammock w/ neytiri
<Devourment> what is the first thing you say
<Aihwa|Recruiting> You would start talking?
<Aihwa|Recruiting> >.> weirdo
<Devourment> id probably have to say something
<Devourment> i'd probably say "****"
<Devourment> to express my surprise and thoughts
<Aihwa|Recruiting> I doubt my voice would be working correctly...
<Devourment> i'd probably jump for joy and fall to my death
* Neytiri` sets mode: +l 26
<Devourment> DEAD CHAT IS ****ING DEAD
<Devourment> ARGH
<Aihwa|Recruiting> Well, considering your sharing a hammock, doesent that insinuate that she may try to save you?
<@HumanNoMore> if I wake up with Neytiri?
<Devourment> cheah
<@HumanNoMore> I'd say "Oel ngati kameie"
<Devourment> and shed say
<Aihwa|Recruiting> >.>
<@HumanNoMore> then put my arms round her
<Devourment> your prenouncing that **** wrong bro
<@HumanNoMore> --
* orcakat shudders
<@HumanNoMore> thanks for ruining my happy moment there
<Devourment> C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
<Aihwa|Recruiting> to which could be replied "then teach me how to say it right"
<Aihwa|Recruiting> thinkin on your feet HNM
<Devourment> then shed break out the duct tape and leather and be like
<Devourment> IMA TEACH YOU A LESSON
<Devourment> neytiri is into S&M
<Devourment> nobutsrsly
<Devourment> if i woke up
<Aihwa|Recruiting> >.>
<Devourment> i'd probably just be like
<Devourment> i dont even know
<@HumanNoMore> <Devourment> then shed break out the duct tape and leather and be like
<Devourment> unfathomable happiness
<@HumanNoMore> I'd be like 'yes please'
<Devourment> i'd be like
<Devourment> you're attractive and have a nice personality
<Devourment> but i'm going to go chill with ninat

...

[Davy Jones]

[17:02:54] * iawn|NinatIsMyMother is now known as iawn|SleepingWithNinat

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[Davy Jones]

[01:51:40] <@Eltu> If you heard a loud, but still heavenly scream, to then see Neytiri coming crashing through your roof and landing on top of you...
[01:51:43] <@Eltu> What would you do?
[01:51:55] <@HumanNoMore> hide her.
[01:51:59] <@HumanNoMore> and help her
[01:52:09] <+Xynth> The same thing I'd do if I ever saw neytiri in real life - anywhere - in any way.
[01:52:12] <+Xynth> Seek medical attention.
[01:52:21] <@Eltu> Hahhahaahaha
[01:52:24] <@HumanNoMore> "hmm, no, that's not a hole in the roof. it's always been there."
[01:52:29] <+Xynth> ^
[01:52:34] <+Xynth> lol ilr
[01:52:36] <@Eltu> WIN HNM
[01:52:36] <+Xynth> irl
[01:52:40] <@zongtseng> I'd seek medical attention to make sure whatever was wrong kept happening
[01:52:41] <@Eltu> iller
[01:52:53] <+Xynth> zongtseng WIN

Two wins!

[Sacred Tsahaylu]

[18:43] <Eltu> Man, I am tired tonight.
[18:43] <HumanNoMore> it's 7:45pm
[18:43] <HumanNoMore> (for you)
[18:43] <Eltu> So?
[18:43] <Eltu> I can still be tired
[18:49] <Sacred> Wake up, Eltu, wake up please, wake up!
[18:49] <Eltu> Hm?
[18:50] <Sacred> It was.... an..... Avatar quote....... modified a bit........... thought it would be funny... since you.. tired
[18:51] <Eltu> Hah
[18:51] <Eltu> Well, I am that kind of tired when I do not understand anything
[18:51] <Eltu> Since, well...
[18:51] <Eltu> I'm tired
[18:52] <Eltu> Of course there is the OTHER kind of tired
[18:52] <Eltu> When you laugh at anything
[18:52] <Sacred> I was gonna say..... lol
[18:52] <Eltu> But right now, I am tired.. tired.
[18:52] <Sacred> Did Neytiri wear you out?
[18:52] <Eltu> --
[18:52] <Sacred> She has excellent stamina
[18:52] <Eltu> I wish.
[18:52] <Eltu> Hmm
[18:53] <Eltu> I wonder how good Neytiri is in.. oh nevermind.
[18:53] <Sacred> How good she is in hammock?
[18:54] <Xynth> HAHA
[18:54] <Xynth> win

I wonder.........

[Thorinair]

[21:33] <Xynth>: Neytiri is like "aaaaa"
[21:33] <Xynth>: Ninat is like
[21:33] <Sacred>: Ooooh, makes my skin crawl

[Lyra]

[22:03:59] <xcrunner08> just post it in the game
[22:04:01] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> *GOES NOAW*
[22:04:02] <xcrunner08> damn Eltu beat me
[22:04:06] <Eltu>
[22:04:13] <xcrunner08> lol
[22:04:14] <Xynth> did someone say THE GAME?
[22:04:16] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> NO
[22:04:19] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> GET OUT
[22:04:23] <Eltu> NO
[22:04:23] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> *Points at door*
[22:04:24] <Eltu> GET IN
[22:04:29] <xcrunner08> whoah
[22:04:37] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> he made me lose it
[22:04:40] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> 7th time today
[22:04:43] <Eltu> (I let your imagination handle the rest)
[22:04:43] <xcrunner08> Eltu wants someone to get in him?
[22:04:45] <xcrunner08> odd....
[22:04:49] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> HAHAHA
[22:04:51] <iawn|GotABiteMarkFromXynth> IRC THREAD WIN
[22:04:53] <Eltu> --



WIN.

[Lyra]

[10:37:14] <stdout> what lesson is it Eltu_inLesson?
[10:37:29] <Xynth> Swallowing
[10:37:40] <Thorinair> lol
[10:37:47] <stdout> ...
[10:37:58] <Eltu_inLesson> Worst kind of lesson
[10:38:08] <Xynth> ...Swallowing?
[10:38:14] <Eltu_inLesson> --
[10:38:18] <Eltu_inLesson> No but guess which
[10:38:26] <Xynth> math
[10:38:30] <stdout> IT?
[10:38:31] <Xynth> history
[10:38:32] <Xynth> programming
[10:38:35] <Xynth> animation
[10:38:38] <Xynth> webbdesign
[10:38:40] <iawn|TheNewShrek> ...
[10:38:45] <Xynth> gympa
[10:38:45] <Xynth> med dator lol
[10:38:48] <iawn|TheNewShrek> sex ed?
[10:38:52] <Xynth> samh�ll
[10:38:55] <Xynth> ooo, natur
[10:38:55] <iawn|TheNewShrek> sex ed?
[10:38:58] <stdout> ...
[10:39:02] <iawn|TheNewShrek> it's sex ed isn't it?
[10:39:03] <Xynth> lol iawn
[10:39:05] <Xynth> swallowing
[10:39:07] <iawn|TheNewShrek> hahaha
[10:39:11] <iawn|TheNewShrek> irc thread win
[10:39:42] <Xynth> -.^


So.Much.Win.

[Davy Jones]

[19:59:46] * Fosus watches himself turn into a 10 feet tall blue alien
[20:00:06] <Fosus> OI ! Where have two of my fingers gone ???
[20:00:31] <@Ninat> What? You mean those I used in my dinner?
[20:00:45] * Fosus runs, definitely runs

[20:02:10] * Fosus keeps running

[Human No More]

* Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets (10938052@3DE0B5BE.8A49B5A0.3EE2C72D.IP) has joined #TreeOfSouls
<Wallflower> oi, we dont even need Iawn to make this crazy times.

Timing win

[Lyra]

[20:16:26] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> (eltu is my dad irl)
[20:16:30] <Eltu> WTF
[20:16:33] <Wallflower> WHAT?!
[20:16:39] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> WUT?
[20:16:40] <Thorinair> lol
[20:16:44] <Eltu> Ok iawn, if you are my son then you can speak swedish
[20:16:48] <Eltu> Vad säger jag nu?
[20:16:50] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> uhhhh
[20:16:50] *** Neytiri` sets mode +l 31
[20:16:54] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> I DONT SPEAK JAPANESE
[20:16:59] <Eltu> --
[20:17:01] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> WIN

[Toshowlove]

Originally Posted by Ninat

[20:16:26] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> (eltu is my dad irl)
[20:16:30] <Eltu> WTF
[20:16:33] <Wallflower> WHAT?!
[20:16:39] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> WUT?
[20:16:40] <Thorinair> lol
[20:16:44] <Eltu> Ok iawn, if you are my son then you can speak swedish
[20:16:48] <Eltu> Vad säger jag nu?
[20:16:50] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> uhhhh
[20:16:50] *** Neytiri` sets mode +l 31
[20:16:54] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> I DONT SPEAK JAPANESE
[20:16:59] <Eltu> --
[20:17:01] <Iawn|NinatBrokeMyInternets> WIN

Bahaha... This was priceless!

[Davy Jones]

[23:28:34] * @Xynth draws a line between Eltu and himself.
[23:28:38] <@Xynth> This is your side.
[23:28:43] * @Xynth points at the other side of the line.
[23:28:46] <@Xynth> This is my side.
[23:28:51] * @Xynth points at his side of the line.
[23:28:55] <@Xynth> Neytiri is on THIS side.
[23:29:01] * @Xynth points at his side of the line.
[23:29:07] <@Xynth> Ninat is on THAT side.
[23:29:10] * @Xynth points at the other side of the line.
[23:29:23] <@Xynth> Now, you're welcome to come over and visit...
[23:29:36] <@Xynth> But you're going to need a... slight change of opinion in certain matters first.
[23:30:00] <@Xynth> Oh and, Neytiri has a "See but don't touch" policy, should you consider coming over here.
[23:30:08] <xcrunner08> lol
[23:30:09] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Sacred
[23:30:11] <@Xynth> You can try to touch her, but I'd recommend against it.
[23:30:14] <xcrunner08> LMAO
[23:30:23] <@Xynth> Ninat tried, she was once a fine looking na'vi.
[23:30:37] <@Xynth> nowadays ... not so much.
[23:30:38] <@Xynth> http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/...us/spoiler.jpg
[23:31:03] <@Xynth> So, where was I... o, yes!
[23:31:07] * @Xynth pokes Eltu with a stick.
[23:31:13] * @HumanNoMore pokes Xynth with Ninat's queue
[23:31:14] <@Xynth> As I was saying.
[23:31:16] <@Xynth> Good side, bad side.
[23:31:19] <@Eltu> --
[23:31:23] * @Xynth points at his side, and then Eltu's side.

[23:31:38] * Mune joins Eltu's side.
[23:31:57] <@Eltu> Now we're talking.
[23:32:05] * @Xynth watches Ninat rush towards Mune, with her queue in her right hand.... ready...
[23:32:19] * Mune embraces Ninat.
[23:32:24] <xcrunner08> WHOAH
[23:32:29] <xcrunner08> gross
[23:32:30] * @Xynth is as surprised as Ninat is.

[Human No More]

<@Eltu> Should I tell them about my dream, HNM?
<+Xynth> tell meh
<@HumanNoMore> lol
<@HumanNoMore> do it
<@HumanNoMore> hehe
<@Eltu> I had this REALLY strange dream this night.
<@Eltu> I walked around in my apartment... suddenly I see HumanNoMore sitting on the floor, legs crossed. I walk towards him, and suddenly he starts talking about and describing Neytiri's... physical... features.
<@Eltu> Then suddenly there is a bath tub and a shower in the same room. HumanNoMore still sit on the floor, I walk to the shower and I see a large blue silhouette in there. I remove the drapes and...
<@GLaDOS> Hello everyone. this here is your capt. speaking. Please buckle up.
<+Xynth> HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
<@Eltu> I managed to get a look for about a quarter of a second before I woke up
<+Xynth> HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
<@HumanNoMore> heh
<+Xynth> LOL IRL
<xcrunner08> wow....
<+Xynth> [18:20:29] <@Eltu> Then suddenly there is a bath tub and a shower in the same room. HumanNoMore still sit on the floor, I walk to the shower and I see a large blue silhouette in there. I remove the drapes and...
<+Xynth> [18:20:34] <@GLaDOS> Hello everyone. this here is your capt. speaking. Please buckle up.
<+Xynth> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
<+Xynth> EPIC
<xcrunner08> bahahahahahaha
<+Xynth> ****ING
<+Xynth> WIN
<@HumanNoMore> timing win indeed

Now that's a timing win.

[Davy Jones]

[18:20:29] <@Eltu> I had this REALLY strange dream this night.
[18:20:29] <@Eltu> I walked around in my apartment... suddenly I see HumanNoMore sitting on the floor, legs crossed. I walk towards him, and suddenly he starts talking about and describing Neytiri's... physical... features.
[18:20:29] <@Eltu> Then suddenly there is a bath tub and a shower in the same room. HumanNoMore still sit on the floor, I walk to the shower and I see a large blue silhouette in there. I remove the drapes and...
[18:20:34] <@GLaDOS> Hello everyone. this here is your capt. speaking. Please buckle up.

[18:21:01] <+Xynth> EPIC
[18:21:02] <xcrunner08> bahahahahahaha
[18:21:03] <+Xynth> ****ING
[18:21:03] <+Xynth> WIN
[18:21:09] <@HumanNoMore> timing win indeed

[Thorinair]

[23:00] <Xynth>: I accidently a couple of woodsprites
[23:00] <Xynth>: http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/...nymous/ntr.jpg