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04-18-2010, 03:50 PM
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Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say
I think everyone that moved here to ToS from AF remember this old thread.
And I was suprised that noone has yet found the curage to start it here... and come on, we all need a laugh from time to time! I may not be the best joker ever, but I sure love this thread on AF! So...Let's kick this thread started with my little movie parody here  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before the Final Battle on Pandora... Jake has himself a little speech for the other clans Warriors! Tsu'Tey: TEN HUT! EYES FORWARD! *Jake appears.* Jake: My name Is Jacob Sully aka Toruk Makto ... and I need me a Warriors! We're going to be heading out in the Jungle... flying on our Ikrans! We're gonna be doing one Thaing and one Thaing Only... Killin´Sky-People! Na'vi: YES SIR!!! Continues... Jake: The members of the Resources Development Administration, invaded Pandora through Murder, Stealing , Intimidation... and Terror! And that's Exactly what we're gonna do to ém! We Will be cruel to the Sky-People! And through our cruelty they will know who own this land! They will find the evidence of our cruelty... with the disemboweled, dismemberd and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us! And the Sky-People will not be able to help themselfs... from the madness, the cruelty... their brothers went through in our hands... our Tails... and lets not even talk about the edges of our Tails! Tsu'Tey: *Smirking* Jake: The Sky-People will be sicken by us! The Sky-People will talk about us! And The Sky-People WILL. FEAR. US! The RDA ain't got no respect for the nature! And they need to be Abducted! Na'vi: YES SIR! Jake: Oh... And Each and every one of the Warriors that are under Toruk Makto's command, earns me Two. HUNDRED. TAWTUTE.JUJUBES!!! Inglourious Na'vi! Coming soon... Jake: ... AND I WANT MY JUJUBES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now start posting and Have FUN!
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04-18-2010, 06:16 PM
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Nice
 Tsu'tey: "You mated with this woman?" Grace: "Oh s***" Jake: "Yep. And she was amazing. Tsu'tey, you really don't know what you're missing" Quaritch: "How does it feel to betray your own race?" Jake: "well, it's mixed really. Neytiri is amazingly hot, I can walk again, and have you seen how epic my Toruk is? But just between you and me, I really miss beer"
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04-18-2010, 07:05 PM
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Neytiri: I am with you now Jake. We are mated for life.
Jake: Yeah yeah baby get some! Neytiri (referring to Seze): Do not look in her eye. Neytiri (notices Jake's eyes dropping downward from Seze's head): Do not look at my t*** either! Jake: I hope all this treehugger crap isn't on the final. Grace: Actually, there's a comprehensive examination in which you will be expected to identify every plant and animal, what the Na'vi use them for and what significance each one has in Na'vi history. Jake: Crap. (Neytiri closes Jake's human eyes by kissing them) Neytiri: *slurp* Good jujubees! (Jake falls off the direhorse) Neytiri: FAIL!
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04-18-2010, 07:08 PM
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Under the waterfall...
"How do I know if it has chosen me?" "It will try to kill you" "Wait what?!" Jake runs away "WAAAAAAAA!"
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04-18-2010, 07:26 PM
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*After killing Quaritch, Neytiri jumps into the shack, to see Jake choking on the ground. Neytiri sees the mask Jake is reaching for. She grabs the mask and......puts it up to her own face: Neytiri: Wooohooo. Look at me. Hehehe. I'm a Skyperson Jake: .....
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04-19-2010, 05:15 AM
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Tsu'tey: Don't worry Jake, we can share Neytiri, we get her on alternate days. Quaritch: MASKS ON! *kicks door* *door stays shut* Selfridge: You have to pull that lever there *Quaritch pulls it, then kicks the door again* *the door stays shut. Quaritch pulls it open and walks outside muttering under his breath* Take 2: Quaritch: MASKS ON! *kicks door* *door stays shut, Quaritch jumps backwards and falls over* Quaritch: Argh, I think I broke my toes!
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04-19-2010, 06:43 AM
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(Sounds like something I'd do...)
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04-19-2010, 06:47 AM
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You are not at Hometree anymore. You are on earth, Aysmukan si aytsmuke. Respect that fact, every second of every swaw. If there is a Kawng tsenge, you might wanna go there for some R&R after a tour on earth.
Out there, beyond that fence, every living thing that walks, flies, or drives on the road wants to sue you and eat your eyes for cheeseburgers. We have an advanced population of humans, called... humans. They're fond of '45s, but mostly shotguns loaded with shells that'll stop your heart in 1 micro-second. And they have bullet-proof vests made with kevlar, some with type IV armor against armor-piercing rounds... Alone, they're very easy to kill. Still, as chief of the Omaticaya it is my job to keep you alive... I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you've got to pray to Eywa fra trr. But you've got to obey the rules. Urban rules. Rule #1: Keep your exo-pac with you at all times. ~Jake Sully, in an alternate universe where the Na'vi are the invaders. Last edited by Woodsprite; 04-19-2010 at 07:27 AM. Reason: Grammar-freak alert: changed "advance" to "advanced".
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04-19-2010, 07:31 AM
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(dies laughing)
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04-19-2010, 01:44 PM
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Neytiri and Mo'at are looking on in sorrow at the desolation of their destoyed Hometree.
Moat: Well it could have been worse. Neytiri: How? Moat: Just thank Eywa we didn't tell them about the Unexistium. Last edited by neytirifanboy; 04-19-2010 at 06:06 PM.
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04-19-2010, 04:14 PM
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Quarich, on the destruction of Hometree.
"What we've got here, is failure to communicate. Some Na'Vi, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here -- which is the way they want it. Well, they get it. And I don't like it anymore than you all."
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04-19-2010, 06:05 PM
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The missiles fly into Hometree exploding in a ball of fire. Eventually the great Hometree falls and........lands on Hell's Gate crushing everything in the compound. Quaritch: Oops. Looks like I severly overestimated the distance from the base and severly underestimated the size of the tree. Pilot: Does that mean we wont be home for lunch then? Last edited by neytirifanboy; 04-21-2012 at 10:51 PM.
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04-19-2010, 06:55 PM
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