Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

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I think everyone that moved here to ToS from AF remember this old thread.
And I was suprised that noone has yet found the curage to start it here... and come on, we all need a laugh from time to time!
I may not be the best joker ever, but I sure love this thread on AF!


So...Let's kick this thread started with my little movie parody here

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Before the Final Battle on Pandora... Jake has himself a little speech for the other clans Warriors!

Tsu'Tey: TEN HUT! EYES FORWARD!

*Jake appears.*

Jake: My name Is Jacob Sully aka Toruk Makto ... and I need me a Warriors! We're going to be heading out in the Jungle... flying on our Ikrans!
We're gonna be doing one Thaing and one Thaing Only... Killin´Sky-People!
Na'vi: YES SIR!!!

Continues...

Jake: The members of the Resources Development Administration, invaded Pandora through Murder, Stealing , Intimidation... and Terror! And that's Exactly what we're gonna do to ém!
We Will be cruel to the Sky-People! And through our cruelty they will know who own this land!
They will find the evidence of our cruelty... with the disemboweled, dismemberd and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us!
And the Sky-People will not be able to help themselfs... from the madness, the cruelty... their brothers went through in our hands... our Tails... and lets not even talk about the edges of our Tails!
Tsu'Tey: *Smirking*
Jake: The Sky-People will be sicken by us! The Sky-People will talk about us!
And The Sky-People WILL. FEAR. US! The RDA ain't got no respect for the nature! And they need to be Abducted!
Na'vi: YES SIR!
Jake: Oh... And Each and every one of the Warriors that are under Toruk Makto's command, earns me Two. HUNDRED. TAWTUTE.JUJUBES!!!

Inglourious
Na'vi!

Coming soon...

Jake: ... AND I WANT MY JUJUBES!

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