Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

[Sovereign]

Neytiri: I am with you now Jake. We are mated for life.
Jake: Yeah yeah baby get some!

Neytiri (referring to Seze): Do not look in her eye.
Neytiri (notices Jake's eyes dropping downward from Seze's head): Do not look at my t*** either!

Jake: I hope all this treehugger crap isn't on the final.
Grace: Actually, there's a comprehensive examination in which you will be expected to identify every plant and animal, what the Na'vi use them for and what significance each one has in Na'vi history.
Jake: Crap.

(Neytiri closes Jake's human eyes by kissing them)
Neytiri: *slurp* Good jujubees!

(Jake falls off the direhorse)
Neytiri: FAIL!