Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

[neytirifanboy]

Jake is confronted by the Titanothere.
Grace: Don't shoot! You'll just piss him off.
Jake fires a burst at the Titanthere from his M60 and it falls down dead.
Jake: Hey. Must have been lucky shot.
Another Titanothere charges towards Jake. Jake fires again and the 2nd Titanthere also falls down dead.
Jake: Hey, I think I've found their weak spot.
A Thanator springs into the clearing at Jake. But Jake spins round and fires a burst from his M60. The Thanataor falls dead an inch from his feet.
Jake: Yeah, whose the daddy now.
A pack of ten viperwolves charge into the clearing. Jake fires two bursts and all ten viperwolves fall dead.
Jake: Oh, come on. This is too easy. Is that all you've got?
A Sturmbeast charges headlong into the clearing towards Jake. Jake fires a burst from his M60 and the Sturmbeast immediately falls dead.
Jake: Yeah, get some. That's what I'm talking about. Is there anyone else out there?
Jake fires three bursts into the trees around him. Six Na'vi warriors fall out of the trees and bushes where they were hiding and hit the ground dead.
Jake" Hell yeah, I can't miss today.
Jake points the gun in the air.
Grace: Don't shoot in the air. It's very dangerous.
Jake: Well. I am fed up of doctors telling me what I can't do.
Grace: No, Jake...
Jake fires a single shot into the air.
Jake: Yeah, I'm King of Pandora!!!
A dead Toruk comes crashing down through the canopy of the forest and lands on Jake, squashing him flat.
Grace: I told you it was dangerous.