Cyber-tsahaylu

[Eltu]

Yes, I am reposting this old... uhm... "favorite" from the ol' golden days of AF

Starring me as Ninat, Cyan as CMQ, and the others as... the others.

Yes, as always this is HUGE, and takes a while to read, but the people's reactions in the IRC channel... worth it.

For those who have not heard of it before...it is just what it sounds like.

(8:10:33 PM) The topic for #avtrforums is: Important Forum Rule Changes, Please read: Forum-Wide Rules | IRC RULES: WyldRyde IRC Network - Terms of Service Get familiar with them. Thx. | TRIVIA? Type !trivia | Quartich? !quaritch
(8:10:33 PM) Eywa: Oel ngati kameie, I see you Ninat
(8:10:43 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: NINAAAAAAAAT
(8:10:44 PM) Nektukan: CMQ look, ninat is back
(8:10:52 PM) ***Nektukan grabs popcorn
(8:10:53 PM) Jamza: Kaltxi frapo!
(8:11:08 PM) Niasar: Heyo
(8:11:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i have your queue
(8:11:23 PM) Ninat: Oel ngati Kameie my beloved! I never expected to see you here again, not since.... ehm... the last time...
(8:11:44 PM) Nektukan: Colonel is alive Ninat, even after you gave him tsaherpes
(8:11:51 PM) HumanNoMore: meh, she has tsaherpes
(8:11:52 PM) feystorm: oh ****, here we go again...
(8:11:55 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: on earth we say i love you, i love you ninat
(8:12:01 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:12:10 PM) Kame: Oh jesus christ, Ninat, CMQ... Here we go again...
(8:12:12 PM) Ninat: Hey am I the ONLY one with tsaherpes around? It's simply not fair!
(8:12:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i have it tooo
(8:12:28 PM) Kame: GO GET A ROOM!
(8:12:29 PM) HumanNoMore: nobody else wants it
(8:12:31 PM) speed-is-sleeping-with-neytiri: Peyral has it
(8:12:31 PM) Nektukan: its tsaherpes all around
(8:12:48 PM) Ninat: Kame: why a room where there's a whole forest?
(8:12:50 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: wanna get a room for ourselves?
(8:12:59 PM) Ninat: I know a nice tree...
(8:13:00 PM) feystorm: find a tree, far far away
(8:13:00 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: or a canopy under some leaves
(8:13:06 PM) BioluminescenceAFK: lol
(8:13:32 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: lol woooops
(8:13:39 PM) Niasar: I quite dget the tsaherpes joke... Could someone explain? (From a newguy o.o)
(8:13:46 PM) Niasar: I don't quite even*
(8:13:48 PM) HumanNoMore: you know... tsahaylu
(8:13:49 PM) feystorm: Niasar: dont ask
(8:13:52 PM) HumanNoMore: tsaherpes
(8:13:58 PM) Nektukan: dont even ask , you will regret it
(8:14:00 PM) HumanNoMore: like a Na'vi STD
(8:14:00 PM) Nektukan: ^^
(8:14:37 PM) Ninat: Why does my back itch?
(8:14:38 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat you make me feel vulnerable for the first time in my life
(8:14:56 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i welcome it
(8:15:30 PM) Ninat: Colonel, you should not feel all to vulnerable... after all, you have many enemies
(8:15:36 PM) Ninat: Like... N..neytiri..
(8:15:50 PM) ***feystorm is tempted to /ignore those 2
(8:16:09 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat, shall we erm, fins a place to consumate our love?
(8:16:28 PM) Ninat: Well, Tree of Souls is way too public
(8:17:02 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: how about a nice quiet tree out in the forrest?
(8:17:11 PM) Ninat: Hometree? It's quiet... nowadays
(8:17:38 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: would you like to
(8:17:56 PM) Ninat: Of course I want to!
(8:19:12 PM) zapu: lol Ninat : D
(8:19:18 PM) HumanNoMore: she likes one with tsaherpes
(8:19:39 PM) Ninat: Aww don't put down too much time... I like anyone who does not throw stuff at me...
(8:19:45 PM) Ninat: Most people do : (
(8:20:06 PM) Xynth: Say what now? NINAT??
(8:20:13 PM) Xynth: TSAHERPES ALERT! TSAHERPES ALERT!
(8:20:21 PM) Xynth: No need to panic, move slowly towards the exits!
(8:20:36 PM) ***Ninat is getting closer to the Colonel, grabbing her queue behind her back
(8:20:41 PM) Xynth: HOLY ****
(8:20:43 PM) Xynth: PANIC! PANIC!
(8:20:46 PM) Xynth: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(8:20:50 PM) ***HumanNoMore edges to the emergency exit
(8:20:55 PM) Thorinair-PC: omg
(8:20:56 PM) Xynth: Holy moly.. what the heck?
(8:20:59 PM) Nektukan: hehehe
(8:21:06 PM) Xynth: What have you done with CMQ?
(8:21:13 PM) Xynth: WHERE'S THE REAL CMQ?
(8:21:16 PM) Ninat: He loves me, unlike SOME...
(8:21:27 PM) Xynth: Dude! You have TSAHERPES!
(8:21:29 PM) ***Skypeople busts through the door and rips off Eltu's Ninat wig.
(8:21:32 PM) Thorinair-PC: what I just read is VERY disturbing
(8:21:32 PM) Skypeople: YOU'RE A PHONY
(8:21:36 PM) Nektukan: hsha sky
(8:21:38 PM) Nektukan: haha*
(8:21:40 PM) Xynth: Yeah, ---> DUDE <---
(8:21:46 PM) Ninat: And yes Colonel, I'd love that
(8:21:56 PM) Skypeople: A GREAT BIG PHONY
(8:21:58 PM) Xynth: Must... vomit...
(8:22:18 PM) Ninat: AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION - I have to wear a wig because my real hair has fallen off because of... yeah you know--
(8:22:24 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I love you ninat, you are better than these people,
(8:22:25 PM) Nektukan: rofl
(8:22:36 PM) Thorinair-PC: Oo
(8:22:55 PM) Xynth: OH MY GOD
(8:22:57 PM) Xynth: OH MY... GOD
(8:23:02 PM) Xynth: EYWA WHY?
(8:23:06 PM) Xynth: Oh right he shot down hometree
(8:23:10 PM) Xynth: Go ahead...
(8:23:11 PM) Nektukan: they are mated before eywa
(8:23:19 PM) Xynth: WTH
(8:23:25 PM) Xynth: NINAT GAVE EYWA TSAHERPES?
(8:23:27 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: MASKS ON
(8:23:33 PM) Xynth: HAHHAAHAHAHA
(8:23:33 PM) Nektukan: hahaha
(8:23:36 PM) Nektukan: hahahha
(8:23:37 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:23:39 PM) Xynth: LOL
(8:23:40 PM) Nektukan: masks on...
(8:23:46 PM) zapu: : D
(8:24:10 PM) Xynth: Masks on to protect yourself against the air, or to protect us others against Ninats tsaherpes?
(8:24:20 PM) zapu: both
(8:24:22 PM) Ninat: Now that was just CRUEL.
(8:24:38 PM) Thorinair-PC: ...
(8:25:03 PM) zapu: thats cool
(8:25:09 PM) Jamza: i chose the wrong time to start paying attention
(8:25:13 PM) Kame: Your signature cannot be longer than 1000 characters including BB code markup.
(8:25:13 PM) ***Ninat slowly takes off her.. um... necklace
(8:25:14 PM) Kame: NOES!'
(8:25:47 PM) ***Nektukan covers his eyes
(8:26:04 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch they embrace
(8:26:09 PM) ***HumanNoMore runs
(8:26:20 PM)***Jamza recoils in horror
(8:26:20 PM) HumanNoMore: ESCAPE THE CLOUD OF TSAHERPES
(8:26:44 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I embrace before both of you, you know its kind of sexy someones watching us
(8:27:02 PM) Ninat: As long as it's not Neytiri..
(8:27:14 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: no no eywa
(8:27:16 PM) Xynth: Did someone say Neytiri?
(8:27:19 PM) M_A_X: :O Avatar porn in the channel.. there's a first time for everything hehe
(8:27:40 PM) HumanNoMore: M_A_X, perhaps... but this isn't the first
(8:27:49 PM) M_A_X: It's not ?
(8:27:50 PM) Nektukan: common guys
(8:27:51 PM) HumanNoMore: I speak from experience : P
(8:27:53 PM) Nektukan: let em role play
(8:27:54 PM) M_A_X: Damn i missed something
(8:28:04 PM) ***Ninat can feel Eywa as they experience the ultimate intimacy
(8:28:06 PM) M_A_X: Haha
(8:28:10 PM) HumanNoMore: lol
(8:28:13 PM) Jamza: lol
(8:28:30 PM) ***Xynth can feel the pain Eywa is put through right now.
(8:29:01 PM) ***Ninat is secretly connecting her queue to a nearby tree, while still embracing the colonel
(8:29:02 PM) HumanNoMore: lol CMQ
(8:29:10 PM) HumanNoMore: banned for tsaherpes
(8:29:11 PM) Nektukan: OH NO
(8:29:19 PM) M_A_X: This is hot stuff
(8:29:19 PM) HumanNoMore: : D
(8:29:22 PM) Nektukan: NINAT
(8:29:25 PM) Nektukan: dont connect to the tree!
(8:29:27 PM) Nektukan: dont!
(8:29:30 PM) Nektukan: or we will all see
(8:29:30 PM) Ninat: Oops. Too late.
(8:29:34 PM) Nektukan: NOoooooooooooo
(8:29:35 PM) ***HumanNoMore shoots Ninat
(8:29:43 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch is spent
(8:29:45 PM) M_A_X: I feel sorry for the tree..
(8:29:48 PM) zapu: lol at /quit joke
(8:29:56 PM) zapu: even more cruel than #0,0
(8:30:03 PM) Xynth: Don't bother, Ninat is a fkin zombie
(8:30:15 PM) Nektukan: tsaherpes made her invincible
(8:30:21 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
(8:30:21 PM) Xynth: mhm