The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Clarke]

(Student Awards Agency for Scotland, but that's not nearly as funny as sassy armadillos. )

[Human No More]

My mind jumped to Software As A Service

[Sight Unseen]

01:44 < SightUnseen> Obama is definitely the lesser of two evils, however.
01:44 < SightUnseen> I wonder if he's going to extend the Patriot Act again.
02:20 <~HumanNoMore> ^^
02:20 <~HumanNoMore> still better than magic underwear man

3char

[Moco Loco]

[Moco Loco]

(8:40:10 PM) Yoda: [.][deleted] 1 point 2 months ago
(8:40:12 PM) Yoda: I woke up for some midnight Cap'n Crunch... and for some reason I could not get the milk jug to fit in the microwave. Somehow my brain confused microwave with refrigerator.
(8:40:15 PM) Annariia: ....????
(8:40:38 PM) SirHaxalot: Turns out that the cable to the mouse was damaged, causing a short circuit, which made the motherboard go to emergency powerdown...
(8:41:19 PM) Yoda: SirHaxalot: wth? lol
(8:41:27 PM) Yoda: SirHaxalot: if that happened to my computer..
(8:41:32 PM) Yoda: it'd stay running..
(8:41:41 PM) Yoda: but with a broken mouse..
(8:42:08 PM) SirHaxalot: I don't think you actually want it too. A short circuit would most likely damage the USB port
(8:42:16 PM) Moco: Annariia: ignore Yoda, first rule
(8:42:43 PM) Annariia: LOL irayo Moco
(8:42:45 PM) Unknown left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:45 PM) named|pipe left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:45 PM) Unidentified25397 left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:45 PM) Unidentified15962 left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:48 PM) Clarke: Second rule: don't talk about rule 1.

[Raiden]

Who's Annariia?

[Human No More]

That video is hilarious

[Clarke]

23:54:08 <mikkowilson> noisenoisenoisenoiseSIGNALnoisenoise < low SNR
23:54:28 <mikkowilson> SIGNALSIGNALnoisenoiseSIGNALSIGNALSIGNAL < high SNR
23:55:19 <mikkowilson> SIGNAlSIGNALyodayodayodaSIGNALyodayodayodayodayoda yodaSIGNALyoda <-- #treeofsouls

[Raiden]

Originally Posted by Clarke

23:54:08 <mikkowilson> noisenoisenoisenoiseSIGNALnoisenoise < low SNR
23:54:28 <mikkowilson> SIGNALSIGNALnoisenoiseSIGNALSIGNALSIGNAL < high SNR
23:55:19 <mikkowilson> SIGNAlSIGNALyodayodayodaSIGNALyodayodayodayodayoda yodaSIGNALyoda <-- #treeofsouls

It doesn't have to be this way, mods.

You know what I mean.

[tawtute_tsamsiyu]

What.

[Moco Loco]

(11:13:18 PM) mikkowilson: ok, that was aquard.
(11:13:32 PM) mikkowilson: *aquward.
(11:13:38 PM) mikkowilson: .. or however you spell that.

[Clarke]

14:00:42 <iron_jones> watched avatar last night for the first time in ages
14:00:59 <Moco> maybe if i met someone really cool at a meetup who was only on LN, but probably not even then
14:01:03 <Moco> iron_jones: how'd that go
14:01:49 <iron_jones> good. got head during the big battle scene. Wondering if I should create a thread about it
...
14:06:17 <iron_jones> I'm just so used to telling people in IRC the details of my sex life

[Moco Loco]

(6:40:20 PM) Raiden: Clarke, you remind me of an octopus.
(6:40:41 PM) Moco: ?
(6:41:11 PM) Clarke: ?
(6:41:11 PM) Raiden: Clarke: When you want to avoid a specific argument you squirt a cloud of ink and escape.

[Moco Loco]

(12:21:03 AM) Eltu: (which is kind of what happens often in a roguelike
(12:21:04 AM) mikkowilson: Yeah, she has a thing about that.
(12:21:05 AM) Eltu: )
(12:22:15 AM) mikkowilson: woah. I'm inside Eltu's parenthases.
(12:22:21 AM) ***mikkowilson feels a litle queezy.

[Raiden]

.no one looked at the box carefully, it was a CLI-8 box in a CLI-266 rack.
16:12 Raiden:Cool story bro
16:13 Yoda: I hope staples is still open >.> and accepts ink carts with seal removed for return.
16:13 Yoda: Raiden: ???
16:15 Clarke:!g cool story bro definition
16:15 Neytiri Searching Google........
16:15 Neytiri [Google] A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl; dr story. Urban Dictionary: cool story bro
16:15 Clarke: x]
16:17 Yoda throws Raiden into a terrarium.