The Worst Movies Ever Made....

[tm20]

Twilight

I went to see this with my friends since they all said it was going to be great and so I thought the same as well. But I thought it was going to be an action film, similar to Blade, but instead I watched X minutes of ****. Yeah, it's meant to be a love story but I didn't even realize that because it was just so boring. I want my $10 back!

[allycat]

HAHA tm20, i was just going to say Twilight ^^ great minds think alike! yah the movie was pretty damn boring.. i couldnt stand it LOL

[tm20]

Originally Posted by allycat

HAHA tm20, i was just going to say Twilight ^^ great minds think alike! yah the movie was pretty damn boring.. i couldnt stand it LOL

[Human No More]

Originally Posted by Fkeu'itan

Sheer blashpemy! This is in fact the most epic film ever created.

Spoiler: Ruining something you don't care about anyway... 

There's one point where the mega shark is claimed to be travelling at 500 knots (about 575mph) and he jumps 30,000 feet out of the water and eats an aeroplane.

What's not to love!?

Sounds like a 'so bad it's good' kind of film... I have to see that

[neytirifanboy]

Originally Posted by Woodsprite

So far I agree with pretty much everyone, except "V for Vendetta" (I thought was brilliant) and "2012" (was unrealistic, but still fun). G. I. Joe I haven't seen, but I'm a Sommers fan, so I might enjoy it.

Yeah, I liked V for Vendetta as well. It was a strange movie, so I can understand why some would hate it. But I quite enjoyed it and was surprised how good it was.

I also liked Catwoman. It wasn't a great movie, but definately no that bad.

And finally, I quite liked Battlefield Earth. Again. ut wasn't great, but not bad either, although the moral lesson in the movie was very dubious.

If I had to pick pich a couple it would be Date Movie and Sahara.

Finally, I would give an honourary mention to the movie version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I started OK, but just turned into a farce. (Vampires singing wile being staked - Oh come on!)

[allycat]

Originally Posted by tm20

YAY!!! virtual high five! or four lol

[Ja'k Dawsiin]

the absolute WORST MOVIE EVER MADE is this piece of celluloid filthy garbage called 'the human centipede' that i mistakenly rented at redbox thinking it was a horror film. i want my time back, that rental disc destroyed, my eyes and brain repaired, and the entire cast/crew/producers/writers/director/money-backers/distributors lined up shot in the head multiple times. there are not words capable of describing this seeping cancerous pustule of a 'movie', insanely horrible effects, sets, props, clothes, lighting, not even a smidgeon of 'acting talent' in the entire cast combined. there should be special room in hades for everyone involved in this festering cesspool of cinematic trash

....and you want to know the worst part? they made parts 2 and 3!

[Yrel]

Originally Posted by Ja'k Dawsiin

the absolute WORST MOVIE EVER MADE is this piece of celluloid filthy garbage called 'the human centipede' that i mistakenly rented at redbox thinking it was a horror film. i want my time back, that rental disc destroyed, my eyes and brain repaired, and the entire cast/crew/producers/writers/director/money-backers/distributors lined up shot in the head multiple times. there are not words capable of describing this seeping cancerous pustule of a 'movie', insanely horrible effects, sets, props, clothes, lighting, not even a smidgeon of 'acting talent' in the entire cast combined. there should be special room in hades for everyone involved in this festering cesspool of cinematic trash

....and you want to know the worst part? they made parts 2 and 3!

human centipede is just gross. i can't bring myself to watch it because thinking about the actual human centipede makes me feel nauseous.

BUT i think everyone's forgetting that there's one terrible animated movie to top them all.

i bring you.. FOODFIGHT

the lore behind this travesty is incredible. it was billed to come out in 2002 (meaning hillary duff would have been 15 at the time so EW), but """""mysteriously""""" the harddrives containing the movie were all stolen. so everything had to be remade. and the director wanted to make it better than before, so he used motion capture, which back then was.. well you can see for yourself just how well it worked out in that video. reportedly he was also terrible at his job, routinely telling the animators to make a scene "more awesome" or "30% better", and was the reason there are so many not-very-thinly-veiled dirty jokes in what is ostensibly a children's movie.
the release date kept getting pushed back as more and more advertisers pulled out, until the company went bankrupt. the only reason the film is out at ALL is because viva pics bought the damn thing at an auction.

and the plot? it's literally casablanca. but in a supermarket. with toy story rules.

you can watch the entire thing for free on youtube, and there's a 24-hour livestream of it on livestream that's been running since 2012.

[moonbeam]

'Foodfight" is amazing with it's badness. I don't think you can even try with how bad it is. The badness just came into being.

[Yrel]

Originally Posted by moonbeam

'Foodfight" is amazing with it's badness. I don't think you can even try with how bad it is. The badness just came into being.

i unironically love it. i've watched it like five times. it's like the ring video.

[Eltu]

Recently tried watching Ace Ventura for the first time and had to stop less than halfway through the movie... I enjoy Jim Carrey in a bunch of other roles, but the overacting in this one is just relentlessly painful.

[iron_jones]

Originally Posted by Yrel

human centipede is just gross. i can't bring myself to watch it because thinking about the actual human centipede makes me feel nauseous.

BUT i think everyone's forgetting that there's one terrible animated movie to top them all.

i bring you.. FOODFIGHT

the lore behind this travesty is incredible. it was billed to come out in 2002 (meaning hillary duff would have been 15 at the time so EW), but """""mysteriously""""" the harddrives containing the movie were all stolen. so everything had to be remade. and the director wanted to make it better than before, so he used motion capture, which back then was.. well you can see for yourself just how well it worked out in that video. reportedly he was also terrible at his job, routinely telling the animators to make a scene "more awesome" or "30% better", and was the reason there are so many not-very-thinly-veiled dirty jokes in what is ostensibly a children's movie.
the release date kept getting pushed back as more and more advertisers pulled out, until the company went bankrupt. the only reason the film is out at ALL is because viva pics bought the damn thing at an auction.

and the plot? it's literally casablanca. but in a supermarket. with toy story rules.

you can watch the entire thing for free on youtube, and there's a 24-hour livestream of it on livestream that's been running since 2012.

I feel that I ought to watch this masterpiece of cinema.

[Yrel]

Originally Posted by iron_jones

i feel that i ought to watch this masterpiece of cinema.

do it. Join us.

[Clarke]

The Room

[moonbeam]

"The Room" is art. Tommy has gone beyond what is human with that movie.