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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... ![]() My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... ![]() My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... ![]() My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... ![]() My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big angry palulukan
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big angry palulukan and Moat
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big angry palulukan and Moat. Moat then |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big angry palulukan and Moat. Moat then ran as
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big angry palulukan and Moat. Moat then ran as she could |
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big angry palulukan and Moat. Moat then ran as she could fly and
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My Father had tsaherpes but now I found he has problems with having tsahaylu with Quaritch. Now, after the Doc took some gloves to perform a clean and painful surgery, with nothing but a long and rusty spoon with that he scooped the nurse with the white suit and the furry cat on her salty shoes and found out she was Ninat's gay lover. So they stole a little brown purry cat with a cute little but also funny looking yellow frog that i did´t really pay attention on when he got the tsaherpes, poor little thing died. So we cut off the one leg it had left and we decided to toss it into a bottomless pit.
Then we tore out its spleen just to check out if it was awfully yellow or just not the way they saw in the book on the tsaherpes so they found a really bad and martirized, T-Rex claw and testicles from a Nav'i man who had been Jake right after he'd been kicked with Moat's Foot and ended with death, in a pit. Ninat was there once it fell and was really awesome coz she was lying Topless with her hands on a column that was in a truck carrying sampolz of Neytirijuice and Tsahaylu bottles and splashed on the floor which broke down the column in half. A large , stupid and cute looking little girl started running to the monster truck that was suddenly flying around the halleluja mountains, where it wanted to transform into a beautiful but also awesome ikran-transformer with lazers and some bad ass missles. After the destruction of general motors, the government called their agents who were out in the thundering monsoon where they saw the Thresher maw. He farted gracefully in-side the room, where he came across the street and alerted the flow and grace and beauty and irritating glow of many fireflies flying around, when suddenly a lightning fast Neytiri stole the nice and fresh Ninatjuice. An old and very strange woman tore open what they thought contained a golden beer can. However, it was actually filled with Beyral's old and dirty loincloths and a single drop of awsomesauce, but this was so tasteless it made Quaritch cry. Never before had Beyral seen such an awful expression on her round wrinkled face with the tears flowing into a large bowl shaped like a tooth but not as much as a tooth as a sausage found in the pit decorated with pieces of scrap metal. So she tried to get some of the bad taste she had in her upper left corner of a viperwolf's little but. The shepherd who was having his golden tooth broken out looked indifferent and thats why he killed his neighbours mare. The next decade, they did not find a fine machete because they had tsaherpes and dead leaves covered in Neytiri juice and Ninat juice which was all but nothing in the shepherd's one and the dog took the bone out and ran to the Thanator sitting in the orange sofa eating a nice waffle. Ninat gave her Ikran tsaherpes, then it shattered a small box nearby towards the Thanator smoking an unrecognisable substance which rebuilds his ability to jump high while eating hot waffles. Neytiri was stunned by the fact that this Thanator was not what she thought and she decided that it needed a waffle to calm Quaritch who had been eating pie. Suddenly, a moronic AMP suit crushed Ninat's foot so hard that Neytiri came bolting and slapped the AMP's canopy causing it to turn into a miniature Toothless plushie that wields a tin gun that fires unobtanium pellets Neytiri looked curiously as two small creatures crept quickly through a corridor that lead to a room filled with strange green and blue polkadotted elves. The elves all caught tsaherpes from the strangely shaped giant balloon filled with ninat juice hovering above a whale made of confetti and bioluminescent plant-matter which spurt bluish liquid from the center of it's body so they destroyed the plant by farting out green balls which rendered some strange looking pictures to which referred to a toruk that consisted to be attempting to eat some jujubees that came from the big pile by the cold dark void of Quaritch's big fat white and wrinkled behind that wobbled when he bent down to pick up the soap from Neytiri's hammock that hung from a strong hard Pa'li under the Dragon bloody claws Jake decided to be brave and help Neytiri escape from the evil elves and Quaritch's big wobbling behind Jake grabbed a nearby stick and a small dagger of sharp edges plunging them into both of Quaritch's nostrils, while he squirmed and farted. Then Jake took Neytiri to the Tree Of Souls where they decided to make good their with a something special of a tsahaylu where it meant that Neytiri and Jake were able to perform blisteringly fast round house disco love. Then suddenly a Viperwolf leaped over Jake and asked if he wanted to eat some Yerik. Neytiri then smiled to Jake and he melted, his heart due to the overwhelming beauty of Neytiri's smile and her amazing tail. Beyral got her new toy which was a doll of the Almighty Tsu'Tey and his mighty friend Alex. Then a Pa'li with no name took off into the horizon and brought the sky down. Suddenly a viperwolf found a thorn and threw Quaritch's coffee in its mouth of big proportions. The coffee burned horribly as the Ninatjuice and coffee continued to create scalding marks around the poor Nantang's funny stomach. Seze flew over the shepherd and noticed a child holding a pointed star. Then the thanator decided to jump to the Strogg army where it ate Beyral. The frenzied Seze then scooped up the hurt Viperwolf and then ate a waffle. After that Neytiri and Jake stormed the Stroggs and a mighty Blob decided to eat Beyral's old box of chocolate cookies. "How could you?", asked Ninat and she took a cake and ate it while the sky around her was blue and hurling purple colours at a big fat ceiling of whoever was eating that giant cake. Then Cake-makto decided to take vengeance to avenge the eaten cookies and milk that were stolen by a Pa'li and guyguy who were quite happy with the home made sweet lemonade that Hoscba made with a lemon squeezer that knocked against the tree around the Amazing Horse winkie and it died a horrible death from a spontaneous haemorrhage of eating too much Viperwolf. Hoscba then saw Cyan and ate a small Hawaiian pizza he found on the floor near Quaritch gun and Neytiri bow and then kicked guyguy in the meatballs. Then Quaritch finished his tainted coffee and spit had dripped from Ninat's queue after abdisavatar tsahaylu'd Ninat he kicked the coffee cup directly into quaritch's hand, knocking his oversized gun and it should be said that he love the way that Ninat took those car keys and plugged them into her queue. Armed to the teeth with Colt.45s Quaritch decided to pull out a desperate box of fairy dust and threw it over Ninat's face, causing her to fly to the solarplex on the back of her super epic Hammerhead that ate lots of Viperwolfs. Then out from under the tree came Beyda'amo with Amanti and some psychotic elves tripping on pixie dust and splattered green paint that swirled in the forest of neon. Plants that eat pigeons for super strength tore at the limbs of some hapless humans that where eating shrooms which made trees talk and whales tsahaylu humans made of rock and card-board pieces shaped like alphabet soup in a small bowl that spelled ABC wrong, an DEF meaning disoriented electronic feature. Approaching from behind Jake was a Hammerhead intent to hit him as hard as it could. Quickly Jake dropped a pie. Neytiri loves HumanNoMore but she also loves Jake fangirls, but guyguy decided that sledgehammers cannot defeat anything but PS3s and Xboxs. hoscba then wildly attacked Quaritch's new super robot with his finger toe which he was safekeeping the big giant Shark which crashes into a hard wall of jelly and pizza. Quaritch saw a Thanator which smoked jujubees constantly while singing "Exodus" by Slayer but then Slipknot fried the circuits and died alone. Meanwhile Bayonetta fell off her boots whilst attempting a backflip to dodge some lettuce that was flung across the world with nuclear missiles pursuing Spagetthi Monster who was clinically insane with a Medical degree. Quickly the young clam blew up the fridge creating masses of food and drink flying into black holes. Mo'at was stressed out from Ninat younger brother and pulled out a furry donut sprinkled with mashed potato and gravy which she ate vigorously then kicked a table out from under the tree which hit a big angry palulukan and Moat. Moat then ran as she could fly and jumped excitedly |
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