Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

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I'm only new, but here's one I came up with yesterday..

Quaritch: You're not in Kansas anymore. You're in WoolWorths, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact, every second of every shift. If there is a Coles, you might want to go there for some time off, after a shift in WoolWorths. Out there beyond those counters, Every living customer that walks, crawls, or rolls in the aisles wants to kill you and sell your eyes for money. We have an indigenous staff called the shopkeeper. They're fond of cards that will dry your points up in one minute, and they have cash registers artificially reinforced with computers. They are very hard to scam. As head manager, it is my job to keep you employed. I will not succeed. Not for all of you. If you wish to stay employed, you have to develop a strong consumer attitude. You have to obey the rules! WoolWorths rules!