Odd dream I had... (long read)

[rasomaso]

Today I had another weird dream, but this one was more entertaining and kinda funny in a way. Again I am going to provide you with some confusing pictures of very low artistic value to make my description more accurate and understandable.

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Let's look at the pics, the first one shows overall view on where my dream took place, I didn't spend much time on this so I'll describe it along the way.



Here you can see the cliff on the left with a rocky wall going up, a grass field way down below and a sandy airfield leading to the beach at the end. The small plateau on the cliff had the most awesome golf grass on it and there was me standing there with Tiger Woods and he was just about to show me some sweet shots to the distance. Btw I'm not particularly interested in golf. When he was about to make the first shot, there was no "preparation" or anything, he didn't even make the proper stance, he just put the ball down and yelled "hey watch BAAM!", ...well BAAM he hit the tree in front of us lol, started swearing and went to the ball, and another unprepared BAAM! ...you guessed it, he hit the next tree behind the first one. <insert more swearing here...> so he, again, went to the ball and finally managed to shoot it down on the grass below. I also forgot to draw a next tree he has hit down there with that shot, the ball went somewhere to the left behind the cliff. Another swearing and we went down the hill. After that he managed to shoot the ball towards the beach (you can see some weird dots on the beach, those are actually people playing volleyball). We ran to the end of the sandy airstrip and there were motorbikes stationed that belonged to the people on the beach, so we stole them and drove all the way back to the other end of the airstrip. See the below picture for bigger view.



As you can see there are some new objects, I'll get to it right away. We arrived to the end of the strip (lower on the map) and Tiger Woods just disappeared lol, I saw this:



yeah I know, those are actually rocks, you know the dark unidentified objects... You can see a big antique style palace, it was made from glossy marble and a staircase leading the way through the rocks to the back entrance. The explanation here is simple - it's my bosses house He's building himself a big house right now, well he was doing it all the time I know him, he's obsessed with it. Every detail has to be this and that and the workers frequently quit, because he changes opinions so often and swears just about anything that is not 100 % perfect. So there was my boss in his palace and when I got there, we heard a big Boooomrghuaaa...! type of sound, as the rocks around crushed the staircase and damaged the building. "Whooaaah...!" he said, with a noticable amount of excitement, "I need to go see who did this" and he disappeared in the door to the outside A few moments later he was back, with asthma and his pushtobreath thing was empty, so he begun to choke. I rushed in the near room and assembled a magical mirror, which would enable him to breath again after looking in it. That's it!