The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Leonopteryx]

Removed by request.

[Sacred Tsahaylu]

<Xynth> Alright, first of all... randomness can only be achieved SPONTANEOUSLY. You cannot plan in advance exactly what you'll type, because you don't know what the others will respond, right? (You don't care what others say anyways, but that's for a future chapter in this guide). Alright, so the first thing you'll want to do is pick a mascot. For instance, a seagul!
<Xynth> Create a backstory for them, something very weird and not at all fitting the animal/object/human/girl(sexist jokes aren't always fun, so don't bother)
<Xynth> End of part 1

Epic random lesson

[Davy Jones]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here; iKame Kame Ellie Eltu mikkowilson Sacred lost the game.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Xynth productions
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all seaguls, except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every ninat, you just keep on trying 'til you get some neytirijuice
And when the tsahaylu is done then you make a neat bow to kill quaritch with every day.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you stole neytiri from me
And made some tsahaylu
Even though she, did not, consent
As I turn to kill Eltu, I was so happy for .. me.
Now these lines in IRC makes a ****ed up song
It doesn't rhyme or anything but that's cos Eltu sings along
So I'm glad I got ditched, think of all the things I learned, while tsaheyluing with Neytiri's clone.
Go ahead and kill me. Yes I cloned her, twice actually.
Maybe I'll find someone else to clone, lol!
Maybe Ninat!
That was a joke, HAHA! Fat chance.
Anyway Neytiri's great she's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking while there's tsahaylu to do
When I look at Ninat it makes me glad I'm not Eltu
I've Neytiris to clone, I have tsaherpes to spread, to the people who are still alive.
And believe me you are - Still Alive.
You'll get tsaherpes but you'll be - Still Alive.
You'll try to suicide but you'll be - Still Alive.
Still Alive.
Still Alive.

This is what happens when I get bored - Strange stuff pops up in IRC.
100% improvisation

[Immo39]

20:54 Eltu Hi MGCJerry
20:54 HumanNoMore do want...

And then:

20:55 MGCJerry noooooooooooooooooooooooooes

[Immo39]

20:59 Eltu XYNTH
20:59 Eltu Do NOT say anything
20:59 Xynth ..hai?

Then:

20:59 FoxDie130 Too late
20:59 *** Xynth was kicked by Eltu (Too late.)

[Human No More]

Originally Posted by Immo39

20:54 Eltu Hi MGCJerry
20:54 HumanNoMore do want...

And then:

20:55 MGCJerry noooooooooooooooooooooooooes

--

With context:

<@Thorinair> Id wish for Neytiri >>
* MGCJerry (MGCJerry@privatehost-4D685B9F.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #TreeOfSouls
<@Eltu> Hi MGCJerry
<@HumanNoMore> do want...
<@HumanNoMore> morning
<@HumanNoMore> well, afternnoon actually
<@Eltu> ---
<@HumanNoMore> lol
<Immo39> QUOTE
<MGCJerry> .... ....
<@HumanNoMore> bad timing
<@HumanNoMore> --
<MGCJerry> noooooooooooooooooooooooooes
<MGCJerry> :p
<@Eltu> Hahahaha
<@HumanNoMore> sorry if I scared you
<@HumanNoMore> just a timing fail

[Lyra]

<Iawn> Im not a spammer
<Iawn> Im an artist
<Iawn> My spam is art
<@Thorinair>
<Iawn> Like this
<@Leonopteryx> /kick Iawn GTFO MY LAWN
<Iawn> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
* R-D-A (57623049@privatehost-81A624C5.tellas.gr) has joined #TreeOfSouls
<Iawn> OMFG
<Iawn> RLY
<Walas00> Banhama de isk spama!

[Leonopteryx]

t.de) has joined #TreeOfSouls
<Leonopteryx>30 GTFO MY LAWN IAWN
<Iawn> NO
<Iawn> MAKE MEH
<Iawn> MY LAWN
<Walas00> lol
<Walas00> hahahah
<Iawn> i r own it
<Iawn> NOEWS
* 21Leonopteryx has kicked Iawn from #TreeOfSouls (GTFO MY LAWN21)

/5char

[Sovereign]

Sovereign is now known as Sovereign|Making
@Leonopteryx: LOVE TO NINAT
Sovereign|Making is now known as Sovereign|Making_Sigs

(Forgot you cannot use spaces in IRC nicks).

[Human No More]

<@Thorinair> ar0c6
<@Thorinair> ar0c6
<@Thorinair> ar0c6
<@Thorinair> ar0c6
<@Thorinair> wake UP
<FoxDie130> wake DOWN
<+Sovereign> that only works on me
<+Sovereign>
<@HumanNoMore> wake SIDEWAYS
<@HumanNoMore> hehe
<FoxDie130> wake BACKWARDS
<FoxDie130> wake DIAGONAL!
<@HumanNoMore> wake PARALLEL
<@Thorinair> Neytiri voice: "ar0c6, ma ar0c6, wake up, ar0c6 wake up please!"
* orcakat (61964316@privatehost-278F5EA6.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #TreeOfSouls
<FoxDie130> wake ACUTE ANGLED
<@HumanNoMore> kaltxi orcakat
<+Sovereign> wake IN FOUR DIMENSIONS
<FoxDie130> wake IN ELEVEN DIMENSIONS
<@HumanNoMore> wake IN 9001 DIRECTIONS WHILE DIVIDING BY ZERO
<FoxDie130> wake IN STRING THEORY
<@Thorinair> orcakat: CHAOS, DEATH; DESTRUCTION

5char

[Thorinair]

And, so, when we finally made an agreement:

[20:09] Fosus removes TOSAF logs and goes sh*t some bricks

[Woodsprite]

Lol D'you have a copy of that entire thing? I missed the first hour and a half.

[Sacred Tsahaylu]

[21:09] <Thorinair> CMQ, Sacred is female Oo
[21:09] <Xynth> Sacred is female?
[21:09] <CMQ> what?
[21:09] <Sacred> Yah, I am dudette
[21:09] <Mune> Sacred is female?
[21:09] <Thorinair> "and Sacred fainting at the sight of Zoe Saldana."
[21:09] <Sacred> And a lesbo
[21:09] <Xynth> 0.0
[21:10] <CMQ> Really?
[21:10] <stdout> no way
[21:10] <Thorinair> haha
[21:10] <Xynth> Well, as long as you like Zoe.. then you're guy enough
[21:10] <stdout> I thought you were called John
[21:10] <Xynth> j/k
[21:10] <Mune> No way, I've always called you 'tsmukan'
[21:10] <Mune> Oh... Right.
[21:10] <CMQ> Sacred is a lady?
[21:10] <Sacred> Thor just pwned you all
[21:10] <Mune> Pff, you just got called a girl.
[21:10] <Xynth> thought so
[21:10] <Mune>
[21:10] <Xynth> shiet
[21:10] * Sacred checks down pants
[21:10] <CMQ> Expect the flirting to come your way now Sacred
[21:10] <Xynth> scared me for a second
[21:10] <Xynth> haha
[21:10] <Mune> LOL.
[21:11] <Sacred> Yep, not a girl
[21:11] <CMQ> ewwwwwwww
[21:11] <Xynth> 00
[21:11] <Xynth> my nose disappeared ^
[21:11] <Sacred> I got it here [.]
[21:11] <CMQ> Sacred soo yor a girl now?
[21:11] <Thorinair> lol
[21:11] <Sacred> Apparently....
[21:11] <Thorinair> hahaha
[21:12] <CMQ> really cool
[21:12] <stdout> that'd make an interesting meme
[21:12] * FoxDie130 tsahaylu with Sacred
[21:12] <Thorinair> CMQ, I can see an inconsistancy in your post
[21:12] <Thorinair>
[21:12] <CMQ> oh oh
[21:12] <Sacred> [21:10] <CMQ> Expect the flirting to come your way now Sacred
[21:12] <Sacred> <CMQ> Sacred soo yor a girl now?
[21:12] <Sacred> [21:11] <Thorinair> lol
[21:12] <CMQ> O.O
[21:13] <Thorinair> altho Sacred DID say once she would change her sexual orientation for Neytiri
[21:13] <Thorinair> OO
[21:13] <stdout> did she?
[21:14] * Sacred is a mahassive lesbian
[21:14] <Thorinair> yeah
[21:14] <SightUnseen>
[21:14] <Thorinair>
[21:14] <stdout> ok
[21:14] <Sacred> Jessica Alba is currently on TV. she is hawt
[21:14] <Thorinair> Oo
[21:14] <Mune> Hm, I've seen several boys say they'd turn for Jake.
[21:14] <Mune> Lmao.
[21:14] <Thorinair> wtf lol
[21:14] <stdout> lol
[21:14] <Sacred> WTF
[21:15] <Sacred> lol

This occured as a result of ColonelMilesQuaritch's thread Avatar 2 Premiere
Irrelevant stuff has been sifted out
I would like to clarify that I am NOT a female

[Lyra]

iawn Avatar 2 - Jake and Neytiri make a pr0n0
iawn omg
iawn did i just say that?
iawn FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sacred they do, JC told meh
Kame I'd bought that
iawn YUP
Sacred on webcam
Kame In 3D BD
Sacred IMAX
iawn you do know im gonna post this in the irc topic right
Sacred close up on the queues
Iceri I'd watch it
Thorinair iawn: ill bring the camera

[Lyra]

Thorinair cu all
Leonopteryx sets user mode +o: iawn is now a room operator
ChanServ sets user mode -o: iawn is no longer a room operator
iawn OMGRLY