Outtakes and things you wouldn't hear characters say

[Human No More]

Neytiri: Ninat is the best singer. She also has tsaherpes.
Jake: Well, if she is the best singer, I guess that's good, although tsaherpes sounds a bit painful. Ah well, there's nobody else, I guess. I'll have her then.
Neytiri: WHAT?
Jake: Well, you said yourself, she's the best singer.
Neytiri: Well, you can't have her. You must have me instead!
*Neytiri grabs Jake's queue and makes tsahaylu with him*
Jake: Ah... well, ok then...

A couple I made up before:
Tsu'tey: Don't worry Jake, we can share Neytiri. You get her one day, I get her the next.

Quaritch: How does it feel to betray your own race?
Jake: Well, it's a weird thing. I like being able to walk again, and I get to do all this really great stuff, and Neytiri is amazingly hot, but just between you and me, I really miss beer.

[Sacred Tsahaylu]

Originally Posted by Human No More

Quaritch: How does it feel to betray your own race?
Jake: Well, it's a weird thing. I like being able to walk again, and I get to do all this really great stuff, and Neytiri is amazingly hot, but just between you and me, I really miss beer.

Lol, rhetorical question fail. Nah, it's a funneh one