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05-20-2010, 09:06 PM
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This just brightened my day up
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06-28-2010, 11:21 PM
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What you are about to read is a true story.
Last year, I took Office Management as an elective, because you basically do absolutely nothing except help the school office with copying paperwork, filing, stuff like that. One day, they made me shred a stack of wrongly formatted report cards. As I was feeding them into the shredder, a staple on one caught my shirt and i didn't know until it was too late. I put that paper in the shredder and it took half of my shirt with it. *bzzzzzrrt* *bzzzzzrrrrt* *bzzzrrrt* *bzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhpzztaghhhhtzmmmtgh!* "F***!!" And then I got detention for yelling F***. And it ruined my brand new shirt. But I had a change of clothes for gym, and I narrowly avoided more detentions for being out of dress code. That F***ING paper shredder. you have to feed in papers one at a time, it overheats every 5 minutes, and it eats $30 shirts. Don't even get me started on my DSL modem.
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06-28-2010, 11:58 PM
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stranger: so, how are things between you and your scanner?
Eltu: not good, we haven't talked in a while... I think he found himself a new owner. 
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06-29-2010, 12:06 AM
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Dude honestly, tie a bunch of long red ribbons onto that scanner, lace it timed explosive fireworks (the ones that spell letters), and catapult it off a giant cliff so when it hits the ground it explodes and all the fireworks shoot up high into the clouds and make a light show with words that say: "Eltu has heard you."
Edit* - What the hell was I thinking when I wrote this...^ 
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06-29-2010, 09:56 AM
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Hahaha WIN!
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02-17-2011, 05:59 PM
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Quote:
 I know how you feel. I've had that same thought quite often
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06-30-2010, 05:12 AM
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Win indeed
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02-17-2011, 02:55 PM
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Haha, that is brilliant, Eltu!
But don't worry. If it's as big as you claim, you should be able to scan large posters!  Nah, just kidding Generally speaking, I hate all of the electronic devices... when they won't work with me. (just like my modem does, right now!  )And speaking of the movie, where can I get the tickets?
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02-17-2011, 09:25 PM
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Thread win, and, not Chicago!! NOOOOOOO
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