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Woah..O.O
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I'm a druuuunk
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#2028
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Hehehe.
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... ![]() My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) |
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#2031
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Some Mormons knocked on my door today while I was home alone.
I couldn't think of a good way to troll them. :/ |
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you should've turned the tables, when you met them be all like, "hi I was wondering if you had a few minutes, mind if I come inside for a bit?"
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Then you could yell. "You just got served!"
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... ![]() My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) |
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A friends brother was working as a phone salesman, selling boxer underwears. As a phone salesman you got a lot of different answer, but the most unique one he told us about was "I don't use underwear! *hangs up violently*"
There was someone trying to sell one of these coupon booklets and she f**king rang the bell like three times! Annoys the s**t out of me when you're sitting in the living room. One time is well enough.
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I like that.
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Opened the front door Get on the floor Walk the dinosaur They should leave you alone after that
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I normally just hide until they go away. Lame I know, but it works.
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I had a Mormon housemate once. He was pleasant enough.
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one time mormons came to my door, i told them i was buddhist and had no interest but said the neighbours did and sent them their way.......i'm not buddhist
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