The Tube.

[ZenitYerkes]

Also applicable to any screen you have to get your eyes stuck on.

You do whatever the tube tells you!

You dress like the tube,
you eat like the tube,
you raise your children like the tube,
you even *think* like the tube!

This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion! So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off! Turn them off right in the middle of the sentence I'm speaking to you now!

TURN THEM OFF...