The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Davy Jones]

[18:10:05] <@Eltu_brb20min> <-- actually that's a lie, I'll be back in an hour
[18:19:38] <@Eltu_brbPlayingWithNinatsQueue> actually
[18:19:41] <@Eltu_brbPlayingWithNinatsQueue> brb 2 hours

[18:04:59] <+Buoyant_Rock> !quote 37
[18:05:00] <@HumanNoMore> * Eltu swallows (37)

[Leonopteryx]

* eltu searches his memory
<eltu> right
<thorinair> he has a hdd inside
<thorinair> takes a while for it to spin
<thorinair> :d

rotfl

[Eltu]

No joke, it actually downloaded BACKWARDS.

Downloading a file from teh interwebs.
(12:27:56 PM) Eltu: Halp
(12:28:07 PM) Eltu: My total progress bar..
(12:28:11 PM) Eltu: It is slowly going BACKWARDS
(12:28:30 PM) Eltu: Oh my god.
(12:28:30 PM) Eltu: I have compiled an application that can bend the space-time continuum.

(12:33:50 PM) Eltu: I'm downloading at -130kb/s
(12:33:52 PM) Eltu: Beat that.

[ZenitYerkes]

Pime Taradox

[Eltu]

(12:49:30 PM) Eltu: It is normal now
(12:49:30 PM) Eltu: Looks like the download app stopped bending time.
(12:49:38 PM) Eltu: But man that was freaky

[Fosus]

<Mune|Coursework|Wutso> In the war of Pandora, Eywa kills 631 RDA and 1 Na'Vi.....
<Mune|Coursework|Wutso> Hm
<Fosus> Who's the Na'vi ?
<Mune|Coursework|Wutso> See? Nobody cares about the RDA.

I See.

[Fosus]

<Eltu> http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/a...J1290/N132.jpg
<Eltu> Look at the left on
<Eltu> *one
<Sacred> what are we looking at?
<Fosus> the left one
<Thorinair> NeyNey?
<Eltu> No, the *** tree.

Yes we were looking at the tree

[Leonopteryx]

* Me has kicked You from #TreeOfSouls (interesting tale, sibling)
* You (-REDACT-) has joined #TreeOfSouls
<Neytiri`> Kaltxi ma You, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
* You do not agree with what Me is saying, so I must intervene and take away Everyone's OP.
* Me removes channel operator status from Everyone

me? you?

[Leonopteryx]

*You are now known as Admiral-Ackbar
<Admiral-Ackbar> ITS A TSATRAP!
* Devourment is now known as Leonopteryx
<leonopteryx> to feel like i can kick people.
<txontirea> admin aboose
<leonopteryx> but i can't.
<txontirea> :d
<sightunseen> lol
<xynth> actually you dont, leo
<leonopteryx> i'll make threats
<xynth> "leo"
<leonopteryx> yoo
<xynth> he can ghost you
* leonopteryx has quit (nickserv (ghost command used by admiral-ackbar))
-nickserv- ghost with your nick has been killed.
<xynth> :p
* devourment (-REDACT-) has joined #treeofsouls
<neytiri`> kaltxi ma devourment, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
<mgcjerry> wb devourment
<admiral-ackbar> mkay. It is a trap :p

its a tsatrap!
(other stuff edited out )

[xcrunner08]

Win...just win

<xcrunner08> if you shot Ninat in the ass Eltu might be angry :/
<MGCJerry> uh huh
<Buoyant_Rock> Eltu would kiss the arrow point of entry

[Human No More]

* Xynth is now known as Eltu_InBedWithNinat
...
<@Thorinair> !quote 39
<@HumanNoMore> I bet Eltujuice (FROM HIS QUEUE, dont think anything else) makes her voice sound beautiful (39)
<@Immo39> her voice is always beautiful
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<MGCJerry> lol
<@Immo39> eltu, that's a bit too many --, don't you think?
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> No.
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<MGCJerry> - - - -
<R-D-A> xD
<@Thorinair> lol�
<@HumanNoMore> ah...
<@Thorinair> lol*
<@Immo39>
<@HumanNoMore> that's xynth
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> No.
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
* Eltu (ivar@privatehost-4C7D3959.bredband.comhem.se) has joined #TreeOfSouls
* ChanServ sets mode: +ao Eltu Eltu
<@Neytiri`> Kaltxi ma Eltu, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
<@Thorinair> haha
<@Thorinair> ^
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<@Immo39> LOL
<@HumanNoMore> hey Eltu
<@Immo39> WIN
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> Imposter
<MGCJerry> oh no.. another one
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> --
<@Eltu> Hi there
<@HumanNoMore> WIN
<@Eltu> Wait WHAT?
<@Eltu_InBedWithNinat> Imposter!
<@Thorinair> Eltu
* @Immo39 is laughing like mad
<@Thorinair> you have no idea
* Eltu_InBedWithNinat was kicked by Eltu (Eltu)
* Eltu_InBedWithNinat (iXynth@pandora.vhost) has joined #TreeOfSouls
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Eltu_InBedWithNinat
<@Immo39> QUICK QUOTEE
* @Eltu_InBedWithNinat is too.
<@Neytiri`> Kaltxi ma Eltu_InBedWithNinat, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
<@Eltu> Oh it's Xynth
<@Immo39> HAHAHAH
* Eltu_InBedWithNinat is now known as Xynth
<@Xynth> Oh man
<MGCJerry> lol
<@Immo39> WIN
<@Xynth> Funniest thing evarr

Join timing win.

[Davy Jones]

Originally Posted by Eltu

No joke, it actually downloaded BACKWARDS.

Welcome to the world of torrenting.
Oh and, Linux doesn't support copying files to send so it just sends the actual files without keeping a copy. Torrenting is like a fight where the one who can upload the least wins.

[Immo39]

Love it

Btw,

22:50 Thorinair one of tsaherpes effects
22:50 Thorinair is that queue grows back after 10 days
22:50 Immo39 wow
22:50 Immo39 then at that rate
22:50 Thorinair then you need to cut it again
22:50 R-D-A lawl
22:51 R-D-A noooooo
22:51 Thorinair what a horrible life...
22:51 Immo39 Eltu can give queues to the entire forum
22:51 Immo39 like how we harvest ney ney juice
22:51 HumanNoMore does someone want to buy some?
22:51 Thorinair we must allow them to have queues
22:51 R-D-A yeh
22:51 R-D-A yeh!
22:51 Immo39 its when ney ney squeezes
22:52 Thorinair WTF
22:52 R-D-A imagine the pain!
22:52 R-D-A xD
22:52 Immo39 squeezes the fruits she holds in her hand..
22:52 Thorinair LOL
22:52 Immo39 I hadn't finished >< when HNM said he had sampolz
22:52 Thorinair squeezes Eltu juice out
22:52 Thorinair after he filled her up
22:52 Immo39 what WERE YOU THINKING

[Eltu]

IRC turns british.

(07:22:20 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: Eltu lost.
(07:22:23 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: I mean, the game.
(07:22:34 PM) Eltu: Did I?
(07:22:36 PM) Eltu: Oh dear.
(07:22:50 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: Oh dear indeed.
(07:23:00 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: What a horrible thing to do!
(07:23:10 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: *really strong brittish, high pitched, voice*
(07:23:22 PM) xcrunner08: lol
(07:23:24 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: It must've taken a tremendous effort to lose this hard.
(07:23:29 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: Poor boy.
(07:23:43 PM) Eltu: Indeed, sir. And the more I think about it, the more upset I get.
(07:24:21 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: Awkward, I tell you!
(07:24:29 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: Now, would you like a cup of tea?
(07:25:19 PM) Eltu: A cup of tea? Oh dear, why wouldn't I?
(07:26:03 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: Because...
(07:26:07 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: *rabbit from alice in wonderland*
(07:26:09 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: YOU'RE LATE FOR TEA!
(07:26:23 PM) Eltu: Oh dear.
(07:31:26 PM) Zapu_ [Zapu@privatehost-EC3C7CCC.chello.pl] entered the room.
(07:31:26 PM) Neytiri`: Kaltxi ma Zapu_, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
(07:32:05 PM) Eltu: Hello there, young lad.
(07:32:05 PM) Eltu: How was the afternoon tea break?
(07:32:14 PM) Thorinair: LOL
(07:32:28 PM) HumanNoMore: lolwut
(07:33:07 PM) zapu left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(07:33:12 PM) Eltu: Oh dear.
(07:33:30 PM) Eltu: I think I might have scared the young lad off.
(07:33:45 PM) ***HumanNoMore slaps Eltu around a bit with Ninat's queue
(07:33:53 PM) Eltu: How rude!
(07:34:31 PM) Eltu: Bertha, come here and talk some sense into this young man!
(07:35:29 PM) Eltu: Bertha, where are you?
(07:35:34 PM) Eltu: Housekeepers these days...
(07:35:44 PM) Bertha [Mibbit@privatehost-4C7D3959.bredband.comhem.se] entered the room.
(07:35:45 PM) Neytiri`: Kaltxi ma Bertha, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
(07:35:48 PM) Eltu: Oh there you are.
(07:35:57 PM) Bertha: You called, sir?
(07:35:58 PM) Xynth|PingIfNeeded: ..
(07:36:24 PM) Eltu: Oh, yes. This young fella slapped me with a nerval queue! Talk some sense into him, will you?
(07:36:40 PM) Bertha: Oh dear.
(07:37:08 PM) Eltu: Young people these days... how can we manage?
(07:37:39 PM) Bertha: Perhaps we should invite them for some tea?
(07:37:54 PM) Eltu: An excellent suggestion, dear.
(07:38:06 PM) Mune: HNM!
(07:38:16 PM) xcrunner08: ...
(07:38:16 PM) HumanNoMore: Xynth
(07:38:33 PM) Bertha: HumanNoMore, would you like some hot Earl Grey?
(07:38:39 PM) HumanNoMore: hmm, yes please
(07:38:41 PM) Eltu: With lemon.
(07:38:58 PM) HumanNoMore: I see you know what a stereotypical Brit likes
(07:39:11 PM) Xynth:
(07:39:12 PM) Xynth: indeed
(07:39:16 PM) Xynth: TEA
(07:39:24 PM) Bertha: Oh, master Eltu knows exactly how a good cup of tea should be made of.
(07:39:26 PM) Eltu: Indeed I do.
(07:39:40 PM) HumanNoMore: --
(07:40:08 PM) Bertha: Now HumanNoMore, apologize to master Eltu and let me pour up some nice, hot tea for you.
(07:40:32 PM) Eltu: Slapping people with queues is rude.
(07:40:38 PM) Bertha: Indeed.
(07:41:16 PM) Eltu: It seems like HumanNoMore won't apologize, Bertha.
(07:41:19 PM) Bertha: Oh dear.
(07:41:33 PM) HumanNoMore: --
(07:41:49 PM) Eltu: Oh well... there is only one way out of this now.
(07:41:55 PM) Eltu: Bertha, grab this AK-47.
(07:42:01 PM) mode (+o Bertha) by Eltu
(07:42:01 PM) mode (-o Bertha) by ChanServ
(07:42:05 PM) Eltu: Oh dear.
(07:42:06 PM) ***HumanNoMore gives Eltu an apology sized bottle of Neytirijuice
(07:42:29 PM) HumanNoMore: there, drink that after tsahaylu with Ninat and it helps with the side effects
(07:42:37 PM) Eltu: Side effects?
(07:42:41 PM) Eltu: Which side effects?
(07:42:49 PM) HumanNoMore: !tsaherpes
(07:42:58 PM) Eltu: Oh dear.
(07:42:58 PM) Bertha: Oh dear.
(07:43:05 PM) Xynth: Oh dear.
(07:43:38 PM) Eltu: So that's why that young girl was so interested in earthly delights.
(07:44:05 PM) HumanNoMore: --
(07:44:11 PM) Eltu: Bertha, get out of the room. I need to talk with this young fella.
(07:44:18 PM) Bertha: As you wish sir.
(07:44:21 PM) Bertha left the room (quit: Quit: Bertha).
(07:44:35 PM) Eltu: Now
(07:44:41 PM) Eltu: Would you like some tea?
(07:45:00 PM) HumanNoMore: yes please.
(07:45:27 PM) Eltu: Oh dear. It appears like we have run out of lemons.
(07:46:24 PM) Xynth: HumanNoMore
(07:46:27 PM) Xynth: DO you like tea?
(07:46:40 PM) Eltu: How rude!
(07:46:44 PM) Eltu: Everyone likes tea.
(07:46:45 PM) Xynth: no
(07:46:46 PM) Xynth: shut up
(07:46:49 PM) Xynth:
(07:46:52 PM) Xynth: HumanNoMore!
(07:46:55 PM) Xynth: Do you like tea?
(07:46:58 PM) Eltu: Oh that was.... my... the.... wh... s...
(07:47:04 PM) Eltu: YOUNG SIR!
(07:47:19 PM) Eltu: You do NOT address an old man like that!
(07:47:29 PM) ***Eltu slaps Xynth
(07:47:29 PM) Xynth: HUMAN NO FUKING MORE
(07:47:38 PM) Xynth: DO
(07:47:39 PM) Xynth: YOU
(07:47:39 PM) Xynth: LIKE
(07:47:41 PM) Xynth: TEAAA???

[Davy Jones]

[23:05:34] <@Eltu> back from my unannounced tsahaylu
[23:05:44] <Devourment> How was Ninat?
[23:06:28] <@Eltu> Oh, no. It was Mo'at.

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