The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Isard]

Originally Posted by Sight Unseen

The war has started, Tali fans.

And so it begins...




To battle brothers.

[TxonTirea]

[03:01:44] Txon <3: Errrrrm, you might outrun the brunt of the explosion
[03:01:47] tawtute_tsamsiyu: lol
[03:01:49] Txon <3: if it wasn't cooked
[03:02:01] aoitennyo: grenades have a kill radius of about 40 ft...
[03:02:07] Txon <3: So does my grandma
[03:02:10] Txon <3: But I outrun her

[03:29:36] aoitennyo: My sister is IMing me from 5 feet away
[03:29:56] Av Daedric (Zach): Call her

[Tymian]

(15:41:28) Xynth: WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, EH?
(15:44:27) Tymian: all you write in irc can and will be used against you

;p

[LOVEavatar]

[18:10:46] Loveavatar: Yea sure ^^
[18:10:48] Loveavatar: just a sex
[18:10:51] Loveavatar: SEC*
[18:10:55] Loveavatar: -_-
[18:11:04] Loveavatar: that damn typo has got me SO many times lol
[18:11:08] Imp: :O
[18:11:15] Imp: LOL
[18:11:19] Loveavatar: I know...
[18:11:21] Imp: ROFL
[18:11:24] Imp:
[18:11:47] Imp: *can't stop laughing*
[18:12:06] Loveavatar: xP
[18:12:07] Imp: *even now*
[18:12:17] Imp: *still sees it*
[18:12:49] Loveavatar: Glad that I'm unawaringly amusing you xP
[18:12:53] Imp: still ROFL
[18:13:25] Imp: man, I can't stop!!!
[18:14:01] Loveavatar: *cover Imps mouth with hand*
[18:14:02] Imp: haha, that's worth putting into the IRC quotes thread!

A while later...

[18:22:23] Loveavatar: just a sex
[18:22:26] Loveavatar: sex*
[18:22:28] Loveavatar: SEC!!!!
[18:22:31] Loveavatar: omfg
[18:22:39] Loveavatar: -_-
[18:22:50] Loveavatar: I... I... *facepalm*
[18:23:08] Imp: oh come on! Are yoy trying to make me laugh to death???
[18:23:10] Loveavatar: damn
[18:23:14] Imp: you*
[18:23:16] Loveavatar: I SWEAR!!!
[18:23:20] Loveavatar: I was...
[18:23:28] Loveavatar: >8/

[TxonTirea]

<HumanNoMore> hmm, maybe if I did ever find my lifemate I'd do it for her
<zapu> INCEPTION!
<zapu> :o
<Eltu> I...I'm not sure your lifemate would appriciate that.
<Eltu>
<Eltu> Waitaminute
<Eltu> WE
<Eltu> ARE
<Eltu> DISCUSSING
<Eltu> IF
<Eltu> TO
<Eltu> TATTOO
<Eltu> HNM'S
<Eltu> *****
<XavierFoxx> Ffs
<Eltu> THIS IS WRONG.
<HumanNoMore> lol
<XavierFoxx> IRC quotes

[Eltu]

Extended version:

16:33:50 <HumanNoMore> you know what's journeying into Neytiri of mine?
16:33:55 <HumanNoMore> it's long and blue
16:35:31 <Eltu> Dude, if it's blue you better seek medical attention.
16:36:20 <Eltu> Unless you tattooed it blue, in which case you should check in at a mental hospital.
16:38:54 <HumanNoMore> but really, I am considering getting Na'vi skin tattoos over more of my body as I have more money
16:39:19 <HumanNoMore> will probably evengually get chest, back and legs done as well as arms
16:40:06 <Eltu> Yeah, but wouldn't a tattoo... erhm, down there, be INSANELY PAINFUL?
16:40:20 <Eltu> I've seen it done before, though.
16:40:30 <Eltu> ON THE INTERNET, DON'T THINK ANYTHING ELSE.
16:41:52 <HumanNoMore> yeah, not sure if I would there
16:41:58 <HumanNoMore> would be too painful probably
16:42:16 <HumanNoMore> hmm, maybe if I did ever find my lifemate I'd do it for her
16:42:31 <Eltu> I...I'm not sure your lifemate would appriciate that.
16:42:54 <Eltu> Waitaminute
16:42:55 <Eltu> WE
16:42:56 <Eltu> ARE
16:42:57 <Eltu> DISCUSSING
16:42:58 <Eltu> IF
16:42:59 <Eltu> TO
16:43:00 <Eltu> TATTOO
16:43:02 <Eltu> HNM'S
16:43:03 <Eltu> *****
16:43:06 <Eltu> THIS IS WRONG.
16:43:07 <XavierFoxx> Ffs
16:43:11 <HumanNoMore> lol
16:43:17 <XavierFoxx> IRC quotes
16:43:18 * HumanNoMore hides

[Human No More]

--

[TxonTirea]

<Lyra|Pantalaimon> The hotel manager is looking at me weird now,
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> Cos i just burst out laughing,
<XavierFoxx> XD
<Xynth> been there
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> Im in the hotel reception stealing their wifi,
<XavierFoxx> Give him a weird gay look
<XavierFoxx> He'll run away
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> Kkz.
<Xynth> hahahaha
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> He smiled at me.
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> Jack if i get raped.
<XavierFoxx> LOLOLOLOOL
<XavierFoxx> LOLOLOLOLO
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> I will ****ing kill you.

[Davy Jones]

[18:11:46] <@Eltu> Neytiri sucks.
[18:11:46] <@HumanNoMore> win

Edit: She does
[05:11 pm] <@Eltu> (literally)

And she enjoys it

[Human No More]

[05:12 pm] <Lyra|Pantalaimon> A dude just came over and looked at my ipad while i was on sofurry.
[05:12 pm] <Lyra|Pantalaimon> Fail.
[05:12 pm] <Lyra|Pantalaimon> :/
[05:12 pm] <@Thorinair> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[05:12 pm] <@Thorinair> dude, thats sick
[05:12 pm] <@Thorinair>
[05:13 pm] <@Thorinair> also
[05:13 pm] <XavierFoxx> WIN
[05:13 pm] <XavierFoxx> WIN
[05:13 pm] <XavierFoxx> WIN
[05:13 pm] <XavierFoxx> HUGE WIN.
[05:13 pm] <@Thorinair> what are YOU doing on a furry site?
[05:13 pm] <Lyra|Pantalaimon> Wasnt adult images.
[05:13 pm] <@HumanNoMore> lol
[05:13 pm] <@HumanNoMore> fail

[Tymian]

Originally Posted by Xynth

[18:11:46] <@Eltu> Neytiri sucks.
[18:11:46] <@HumanNoMore> win

Edit: She does
[05:11 pm] <@Eltu> (literally)

And she enjoys it

Win

[Davy Jones]

[15:08:44] <XavierFoxx> C-C-C Chatkill
[15:09:16] <@Eltu> G-G-G Gnet
[15:10:02] <XavierFoxx> S-S-S Skynet
[15:10:22] <@Eltu> N-N-N...
[15:10:23] <%Tymian> T-T-T Txim
[15:10:32] <@Eltu> NAAAAAYTTTTTTTEEEEERRREEEEEEEHHHHHHH
[15:10:34] <@Mune> Mah Mah Mah MoooooNEH.
[15:10:55] <XavierFoxx> Big booty bitches?
[15:11:05] <XavierFoxx> =^.^=

Weird **** going down in IRC.

As usual

[Fosus]

<Lyra|Pantalaimon> Hey fuzuz
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> Hug?
<Fosus> okay
<Lyra|Pantalaimon> ...

...

<Lyra|Pantalaimon> I got backtrolled.

[Lyra]

mikkowilson|BoeingIMAX8-27_1pm: ..I guess then they coudl sell you little "scent packs" for yoru TV.
Lyra|Pantalaimon: ^
Lyra|Pantalaimon: Hahahah porn in 4:
Lyra|Pantalaimon: 4D
Lyra|Pantalaimon: Couldnt resist
Lyra|Pantalaimon: Hahahaha
11:07
Raiden: Oh god
Raiden: OH GOD
Raiden: GET IT OUT OF MAH HEAD!!!!
Lyra|Pantalaimon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Lyra|Pantalaimon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA

[Davy Jones]

[11:28:52] <%Tymian> i would mind if Ney was Wet
[11:28:52] <%Tymian>
[11:28:57] <Fosus> lol
[11:29:01] <@iClone> [11:28:52] <%Tymian> i would mind if Ney was Wet
[11:29:04] <@iClone> BEEP BEEP BEP
[11:29:06] <@iClone> BEEP*
[11:29:13] <@iClone> Epic typo is epic
[11:29:18] * iClone is now known as Breaking
[11:29:31] * @Breaking news! Tymian no longer in love with Neytiri! Read the full story here!
[11:29:50] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:57] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:57] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:57] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:58] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:58] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:59] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:59] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:29:59] * Tymian was kicked by Neytiri ([Text Flood] You are liek a baybee, making noise, dun know what to do. You typed 6 lines in 1sec 54th kick [Auto] Kref-> 54#t)
[11:30:03] * Tymian (Tymian@privatehost-578F4FE1.chello.pl) has joined #TreeOfSouls
[11:30:03] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Tymian
[11:30:03] <@Neytiri> Zola'u niprrte ma Tymian, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
[11:30:03] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:30:03] <%Tymian> wouldn't
[11:30:15] * Breaking is now known as Enthusiastic
[11:30:47] * @Enthusiastic Journalist says: "Mr. Ian, what do you have to say about todays incident where you claimed not to like the goddess?"
[11:31:06] <%Tymian> o.O
[11:31:11] * Enthusiastic is now known as The
[11:31:25] <%Tymian> i need to be punished ....
[11:31:26] * Fosus watches Tymian get confused
[11:33:43] * The article reads: "It was almost eleven thirty today that Tym Ian said "i would mind if Ney was Wet". A silence followed, after which one of our journalists, luckily in place in case of an emergency, tried to contact the suddenly very silent blasphemer.
[11:34:03] * The is now known as We
[11:34:24] * We have been unable to reach mr. Ian for an interview, but he stands by his words that Neytiri is not hawt wet.
[11:34:31] * We is now known as Should
[11:34:50] <%Tymian> damn you typos
[11:34:51] <%Tymian> !
[11:34:50] <%Tymian> damn you typos
[11:34:51] <%Tymian> !
[11:35:22] * Should anyone happen to stumble over his hiding place, which he quickly retreated to, the intergalactic government has authorized deadly force to be used.
[11:35:27] * Should is now known as A
[11:35:48] * A is now known as The
[11:36:28] * The reward for bringing Tym to the closest intergalactic police agency, dead or alive, is currently set at 30 gallons of Neytirijuice.
[11:36:37] * The is now known as Aftonbladet
[11:36:37] <Aftonbladet> .
[11:36:43] * Aftonbladet is now known as Xynth
[11:36:45] <%Tymian> o.O
[11:36:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Xynth
[11:37:45] <@Xynth> Now to quote.

And...

[11:56:40] <@Eltu> I CAN'T STOP DOING IT! IT'S TEARING ME APART!