The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Neytiri.]

Lol, We'd be the most ridonculous sitcom known to mankind xD

[electrosphere11]

And therefore the most viewed

[Human No More]

<Nieh_Teveie> yo everyone
<Nieh_Teveie> Who is psyched about Thor?
<@Eltu> Yeah, I love Thorinair too.
<Nieh_Teveie> :|
<Nieh_Teveie> not Thorinair :|
<Nieh_Teveie> THOR!!!

[Marley]

[01:01:52] Kyle: You accidentallyd your keyboard?
[01:02:02] Nick: I DONT UNDERSTAND
[01:02:07] Matt: Nick can't haz szpellingz
[01:02:08] Av Daedric: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
[01:02:18] Kyle: MAGNETZ?!
[01:02:20] Nick: kyle youll prob be in bed
[01:02:22] Nick: when its done
[01:02:22] Kyle: I BLAME THEM
[01:02:25] Nick: but ill shoot you a link
[01:02:27] Nick: wait
[01:02:27] Matt: o.O
[01:02:29] Matt: oh
[01:02:29] Av Daedric: MIRACLES
[01:02:30] Nick: will prob be up
[01:02:32] Nick: lols
[01:02:36] Matt: totally read that wrong
[01:02:49] Matt: [01:02] Nick:

<<< kyle youll prob be in bed

thought it said something about probing his head
[01:02:51] Kyle: [01:02] Nick:

<<< but ill shoot you a link

Kay, thanks very much Nick
[01:03:03] Kyle: [01:02] Matt:

<<< thought it said something about probing his head

.............. LMFAO!!!
[01:03:13] Nick: wow









Okay... I wasn't nomming on the hulas this time..... But I STILL nearly died laughing at this. XD

[Human No More]

<AC130> I really want a Neytiri style utility knife
<AC130> The collectables they sell are only props
<AC130> >.<
<AC130> The thing is apparently 19 inches long
<AC130> :O
<@HumanNoMore> yeah
<@HumanNoMore> I've got it ordered
<@HumanNoMore> but still hasn't even shipped
<mikkowilson> 17:31:38 < AC130> The thing is apparently 19 inches long
<mikkowilson> That's what she said.
<mikkowilson> /obligatory
<@Neytiri> yes, I did say that, and it's true
* @Neytiri hugs HumanNoMore
<@HumanNoMore>
<Icu> ...
<mikkowilson>
<mikkowilson> Nicly played good sir.
<mikkowilson> (She also said that)

[electrosphere11]

[11:04:47 PM] FighterOfWars: what do tigers dream of
[11:04:57 PM] Matt: when they take a little tiger snooze
[11:05:05 PM] FighterOfWars: do they dream of mauling zebras
[11:05:13 PM] Matt: or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit
[11:05:22 PM] FighterOfWars: well don't you worry your pretty striped head
[11:05:30 PM] Matt: we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
[11:05:39 PM] FighterOfWars: and then were gunna find our best friend doug
[11:05:49 PM] Matt: and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug
[11:06:03 PM] FighterOfWars: oh doug..doug..doug. dougy doug doug
[11:06:20 PM] Matt: but if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
[11:06:26 PM] FighterOfWars: well then were **** out of luck


Old but still awesome

[Stanley_9875]

I got dating lessons from Kristin tonight! =D

[electrosphere11]

[11:06:51 PM] Matt: Josh, do I need to give you a massage?
[11:06:54 PM] Josh Sully: no
[11:06:54 PM] Matt: happy ending or no?
[11:06:57 PM] Alex: NO
[11:06:57 PM] Matt: LOL
[11:07:05 PM] Kristin: His mouth says no but his heart says yes matt
[11:07:11 PM] Alex: MY MINDS TELLIN ME NOOOO
[11:07:12 PM] Matt: ohhh man
[11:07:16 PM] Alex: BUT MAH BODAYYYY
[11:07:22 PM] Matt: IT FEEELS SOO RIGHT
[11:07:24 PM] Alex: MAH BODAYYYYS TELLIN ME YEAHHHHH
[11:07:27 PM] Matt: WHATS WRONG WITH MEH

[Davy Jones]

[12:56:05] <@Eltu> I kinda want this a lot. Sideshow Collectibles, Inc. - Neytiri / Maquette
[12:56:13] * @DavyJones hesitates.
[12:56:19] <@DavyJones> Oh my god what a huge dildo
[12:59:11] <@HumanNoMore> Eltu, I am getting that

Note that the link ACTUALLY leads to a Neytiri statuette, and is not explicit in any way.

[Stanley_9875]

We're not really a fan of drama...

[4:24:50 PM] Av Daedric: is for horses
[4:25:13 PM] Nick: ((chuckle))
[4:25:22 PM] Josh Sully: no that's hay dipsh*t
[4:25:31 PM] Matt (stdout): lol
[4:25:31 PM] Tristan Mieras: hby
[4:25:32 PM] Av Daedric: You f*****r
[4:25:43 PM] Josh Sully: jk love you Zach
[4:25:43 PM | Edited 4:25:44 PM] Matt (stdout): oh noes! drama!
[4:25:49 PM] Nick: DRAMA!
[4:25:54 PM] Nick: @_@
[4:25:57 PM] Nick: <_<
[4:25:59 PM] Matt (stdout): Matt (stdout) burries head in sand
[4:26:00 PM] Nick: >_>
[4:26:02 PM] Tristan Mieras: DRAMA NOOOOO
[4:26:09 PM] Tristan Mieras: *shoves head into wall*

[Stanley_9875]

(Double Post)

One letter can change the course of things for sure...

[5:09:59 PM] Tristan Mieras: L
[5:10:00 PM] Nick: so whats the problem with letting gays get married?
[5:10:03 PM] Nick: lol topic change
[5:10:03 PM] Tristan Mieras: is for the way you look... at me
[5:10:05 PM] Tristan Mieras: O
[5:10:08 PM] Adam: um, theres no problem
[5:10:11 PM] Tristan Mieras: is for the only one... I see
[5:10:15 PM] Tristan Mieras: Veeeeeeee
[5:10:22 PM] Nick: Nick pants stan
[5:10:23 PM] Tristan Mieras: is very very, extraordinary
[5:10:30 PM] Tristan Mieras: OH DEAR LORD
[5:10:38 PM] Nick: errr
[5:10:39 PM] Nick: PATS
[5:10:40 PM] Nick: PATS

[Davy Jones]

[22:49:35] <@DavyJones> Eltu, the tsaherpes warheads are ready. Any last words?
[22:49:58] <@Eltu> If you won't do it for me...
[22:50:00] <@Eltu> Do it for the lulz.

[Davy Jones]

[23:40:32] <@Mune> THEY'VE TAKEN THE ELTU TO ISENGARD.
[23:40:42] <@Eltu> Ok, ok
[23:40:44] <@Eltu> GUYS
[23:40:46] <@JackSparrow> What did you say?
[23:40:52] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:52] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:53] * JackSparrow is now known as Gollum
[23:40:53] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:54] <@Eltu> I am waking the entire apartement block up
[23:40:54] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:59] <@Eltu> With my insane laughter
[23:41:03] <@Eltu> SO MUCH LOL IRL
[23:41:10] <@Gollum> rofl
[23:41:17] <@Gollum> Stupid... fat.... Eltu
[23:41:19] <@Mune> THEY'VE TAKEN THE ELTU TO ISENGARD.
[23:41:23] <@Gollum> -u..-u..-u..-u....
[23:41:35] <@Mune> TELL ME WHERE IS ELTU, FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH HIM.
[23:41:35] <@Mune> TELL ME WHERE IS ELTU, FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH HIM.
[23:41:38] <@Mune> *epic tune*
[23:41:46] <@Gollum> Ninatgard?
[23:41:49] <@Tymian|ney> http://i.imgur.com/IMygW.jpg
[23:41:50] <@Tymian|ney> hrh
[23:41:57] <@HumanNoMore> HRH
[23:42:03] <@Mune> I've got a jar of ELTU. I'VE GOT A JAR OF ELTU. I'VE GOT A JAR OF ELTU.
[23:42:07] <@Mune> AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT.
[23:42:10] <@Gollum> Tsaherpes
[23:42:19] <@Eltu> ROFL

[...]

[23:44:49] <@Mune> "eltu.... ahhh... uuhh... ah..."

[...]

[23:46:28] * @Mune listens to his parents moving downstairs.

[...]

[23:50:04] <@Mune> Two pornographic-related comments in the same minute.
[23:50:06] <@Mune> I feel touched.
[23:50:07] <@Mune> WAIT.
[23:50:09] <@Mune> WRONG CHOICE OF WORDS

[...]

[23:51:29] <@Mune> OH COME
[23:51:41] <@Mune> And don't you dare quote the first two letters of the previous sentence.
[23:51:44] <@Mune> Or I will litterally.

[...]

[23:53:46] <@Mune> Hey, when I talked to *censored* about the tsa-orgy he removed it.
[23:53:46] <@Mune> D:

[...]

[23:55:23] <@Mune> You're loving this aren't you Xynth.
(see how he tries to drag me into his sick fantasies?)

[...]

[23:55:54] <@Eltu> So insanely hard.

[...]

[23:56:57] <@HumanNoMore> * Eltu swallows (37)
[23:56:58] <@Eltu> I still love this

[Human No More]

[10:56 pm] <@DavyJones> !quote 37
[10:56 pm] <@HumanNoMore> * Eltu swallows (37)
[10:56 pm] <@Eltu> I still love this
[10:57 pm] <@Eltu> [23:50:04] <@Mune> Two pornographic-related comments in the same minute.
[10:57 pm] <@Eltu> [23:50:06] <@Mune> I feel touched.



[10:57 pm] <@DavyJones> [23:56:57] <@HumanNoMore> * Eltu swallows (37)
[10:57 pm] <@DavyJones> [23:56:58] <@Eltu> I still love this

[Davy Jones]

Context just makes everything boring, don't you think?

[23:59:58] * Disconnected <-- left just in time, hell yeah.