The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Raiden]

Originally Posted by Moco Loco

Was going through some logs and found this again

00:15 Raiden I've been doing this for 8 years already.
00:15 DandyLion whatever works
00:15 Raiden If someone is capable of breaking my defenses, maybe they deserve to have me.
00:16 DandyLion aw :3
00:16 Raiden Silence!

Fixed...

I would like to request that you not hasten the decay of my defense systems.

It's hard enough as it is to keep them maintained...

[Clarke]

21:05:22 <Clarke> Nieh_Teveie2: I thought I spotted will.i.am as one of the pirates, but IMDB says he wasn't in it.
21:07:43 <Nieh_Teveie2> For gods sake, we are here living in the stink of humanity where good people are dying of diseases, and bad people living for years draining our benefits, and now we learn that Will I AM is immortal...

[Moco Loco]

So you needed to retroactively fix your response to something less cute?

[Raiden]

Originally Posted by Moco Loco

So you needed to retroactively fix your response to something less cute?

I've been regretting saying "shush" for months now.

I meant to say "Silence!" in the first place, but I remember that day and I was trying to do two or three things at once and I went for the easier word to type instead of what I wanted to say.

[Moco Loco]

Interesting that it bothered you that much.

[Clarke]

15:08:24 <HNM|work> why do we even have an hourly report of all the processes that crashed?
15:08:36 <HNM|work> in most codebases, needing that would be indication of a problem
15:08:41 <HNM|work> here it's just another day
15:08:42 <HNM|work> ._.

[Clarke]

13:56:04 * Clarke slinks in and curls up in a corner
13:56:20 <Javik> no. my corner.
13:56:24 <Javik> used for napping.
13:56:29 <Javik> is occipied.
13:57:10 * Clarke uses a different corner instead
13:57:29 <Javik> bitch, this room only has one corner.
13:57:35 <Javik> the architect was a skxawng

[Human No More]

So, the room is a teardrop shape?

[Sight Unseen]

Originally Posted by Human No More

So, the room is a teardrop shape?

Nah. It's a cone and somebody superglued Javik to the ceiling.

[Leonopteryx]

Originally Posted by Sight Unseen

Nah. It's a cone and somebody superglued Javik to the ceiling.

sounds comfortable. ill take it.

[Raptor]

(03:29:37) Moco: F-22, back me up, england is in europe, right :p
(03:29:55) SightUnseen: Moco: yes, it is.
(03:29:56) F-22: Damn right it is
(03:30:11) ***Moco gives SightUnseen and F-22 candy
(03:30:14) SightUnseen: Just don't say that to the british.

umad, HNM?
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[Human No More]

The continent, yes. That doesn't make British people 'European' any more than Canadians or Mexicans are American, or Australians are Oceanian

[iron_jones]

Originally Posted by Human No More

The continent, yes. That doesn't make British people 'European' any more than Canadians or Mexicans are American, or Australians are Oceanian

We won't bow to your queen any longer!!!

[Sight Unseen]

04:18 < SightUnseen> Well, that was an interesting experience.
04:19 < SightUnseen> About an hour ago I was pulled over by 5 police cars and held at gunpoint by four police officers.
04:19 < SightUnseen> Apparently, the state of Texas recycles temporary license plate numbers.
04:20 < SightUnseen> The plate number on my car happened to have been reported stolen from a dealership in Dallas, 200mi away in 2011.
04:21 < SightUnseen> However, the stolen car was a blue 2003 Buick Century, and mine was a silver 2001 Regal.
04:21 < SightUnseen> Which is similar enough to be in the holy **** lets point guns at this guy area.
04:22 < SightUnseen> All I was trying to do was drive a mile and a half to get taco bell at 1am.
04:23 < SightUnseen> I got pulled over about 20ft from the entrance, so all this happened in the parking lot of where I wanted to go.
04:24 < SightUnseen> The worst part? Not having four cops point guns at you from behind car doors. But after all that was over, it was 2:11 am and taco bell closes at 2.
04:24 < SightUnseen> So, yeah.
04:25 < SightUnseen> I had to put my hands out of the window, get out and lay on the ground, strip searched, shoved in the back of a police car, etc.
04:25 < SightUnseen> And that was all before I knew what the hell was going on.
04:26 < F-22> Isn't that...against the law?
04:26 < SightUnseen> Nope.
04:26 < SightUnseen> They tell you after they shove you in the back of the car and read you your Miranda rights.
04:26 < F-22> !g Miranda rights
04:26 <~Neytiri> google Miranda warning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Miranda warning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
04:29 < SightUnseen> But still, going from just driving to face first on the concrete makes you question pretty much every recent life choice.
04:31 < F-22> I think LAPD has a reputation for being pretty hard and swift
04:34 < SightUnseen> This was Pearland, Texas.
04:34 < SightUnseen> I think that was literally every police cruiser in town.
04:34 < SightUnseen> Four Crown Vics and a Tahoe.
04:34 < F-22> Damn
04:34 < F-22> probably half the police station
04:35 < SightUnseen> Somewht small city.
04:35 < SightUnseen> Probably.
04:35 < SightUnseen> The cop that followed me waited to turn on the lights until he had two other cars with him.
04:36 < F-22> Whoever stole that car in 2011 must've been one mean mother
04:36 < SightUnseen> I was just like, "Damn, lets hope the swarm calmly following me doesn't notice I'md driving."
04:38 < F-22> Now this reminds me
04:39 < F-22> Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! - YouTube
04:40 < SightUnseen> Also, I have to miss work tomorrow to get new plates. >.>

EDIT: Correction, the stolen car was actually a Buick LeSabre, not a Buick Century.

Originally Posted by Human No More

The continent, yes. That doesn't make British people 'European' any more than Canadians or Mexicans are American, or Australians are Oceanian

Europe is not a country, Canadians and Mexicans are all North Americans, and Australia is too big to be considered an island. In my humble opinion.

[Clarke]

19:55:54 <Spock> US butts are bigger.
19:56:08 <SirHaxalot> Well, I guess that makes butts more well defined than clouds..