The IRC Quotes Thread.

[Human No More]

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[Human No More]

<@HumanNoMore> !newfix 52
<@HumanNoMore> http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/...onymous/nt.jpg (52)
<ColonelMilesQuaritch> brb
<@HumanNoMore> hahahahaha
<@HumanNoMore> timing fail
<Mune> HNM...
<Mune> We all know what you're looking at.
<Mune> :>
<+Xynth> hahaha
<@Sacred> lol
<@Sacred> sidebooob
<Mune>
* +Xynth likes.
<Mune> Pff, trust you to say that, I was refering to her face.
<Mune> >.>
<ColonelMilesQuaritch> ok im coming
<Mune> LOL
<Mune> WORST TIMING EVER.
<Mune> Ugh.
<@HumanNoMore> --
<ColonelMilesQuaritch> nooooooooooo
<@HumanNoMore> timing win/fail
<ColonelMilesQuaritch> damn it
<@Sacred> hahaha lolol

Double timing fail.

<ColonelMilesQuaritch> why do you have to publicise my regrets
<@Eltu> ColonelMilesQuaritch: we publicise everyone's regrets
<Mune> Rofl Eltu

I think Eltu is probably one of the most common features in here

<@Leonopteryx> i forgot to shave this morning. it is bothering me ALOT.
<@Eltu> WTF.
<@Leonopteryx> your mind is in the gutter eltu
* @Sacred whips out razor
<@Leonopteryx> annndd Sacred kills the chat YET AGAIN
<@HumanNoMore> ...

[Human No More]

06[18:36] * @Xynth fires two arrows through mikkowilson's chest.
06[18:36] * mikkowilson kills Xynth with FOUR arrows dipped in a -Deadly Neurotoxin- to the chest
06[18:36] * @Sacred fires two arrows through mikkowilson's chest.
[18:36] <@Xynth> darn
[18:36] <@Eltu> (19:35:42) Sacred: Boom, headshot
[18:36] <@Eltu> (19:35:51) Xynth: That's what she said
[18:36] <@Eltu> --
[18:36] <@Eltu> --
[18:36] <@Eltu> --
[18:36] <@Eltu> Yeeaah...
[18:36] <@Eltu> WTF
[18:36] <mikkowilson> yeahm that's right. 4.
06[18:37] * @Xynth fires EIGHT arrows dipped in an even DEADLIER Neurotoxin through mikkowilson's chest.
06[18:38] * Fosus shoots everyones care cups for shooting with 1 arrow
[18:38] <Fosus> beat that
[18:38] <Fosus> oh you can't your cups are broken now
06[18:38] * @Eltu shoots Xynth with Ninat
06[18:39] * mikkowilson throws a companion cube at Fosus
[18:39] <@Xynth> FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
06[18:39] * @Eltu catches the companion cube in the air
[18:39] <Fosus> Wait what ?
06[18:39] * @Eltu hugs the companion cube strongly
06[18:39] * @Sacred breaks everyone's care cups
06[18:39] * mikkowilson grabs eltu and throws him into an incinerator
[18:39] <@Eltu> Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
[18:39] <mikkowilson>
06[18:40] * @HumanNoMore locks mikkowilson in a room with Ninat
[18:40] <@Xynth> That's what she said
[18:40] <mikkowilson> \o/
01[18:40] <@HumanNoMore> indeed.
04[18:40] * Fosus locks HumanNoMore in a room with Neytiri
[18:40] <@Xynth> That's what she said jokes are always funnier when they make no sense.
01[18:40] <@HumanNoMore>
[18:41] <Fosus> oh.. it was Beyral sorry
[18:41] <@Eltu> Hahaa
01[18:41] <@HumanNoMore> FFFFFFUUUUUUU
04[18:41] * @Eltu hands HumanNoMore a fake Neytiri filled with explosives
06[18:41] * @HumanNoMore coats Fosus in Na'vi pheromones then locks him in a room with Ninat, naked
[18:41] <@Eltu> Hahahahahaaaa win
[18:41] <Fosus> O_o
[18:41] <@Eltu> Although Ninat would probably go for fosus anyway
[18:41] <@Eltu> She's a bit like macha
[18:41] <@Eltu> desperate
[18:41] <mikkowilson> LOL.
01[18:41] <@HumanNoMore> hahahaha
[18:41] <@Xynth> hahaha
[18:42] <@Sacred> But can she never get laid like macha?
[18:42] <@Sacred> In that case Fosus is safe
01[18:42] <@HumanNoMore> she certainly does with Eltu...
01[18:42] <@HumanNoMore> so not entirely like Macha
[18:42] <@Sacred> Clearly not the case
[18:42] <@Eltu> Ninat or Macha?
01[18:42] <@HumanNoMore> which one has tsaherpes?
01[18:43] <@HumanNoMore> anyway, Macha never gets laid. It's a law of physics.
04[18:43] <Fosus> HumanNoMore, The one who has tsahaylu
04[18:43] <@Eltu> HumanNoMore: It's a law of physics.
[18:43] <@Eltu> This.
06[18:43] * @HumanNoMore gives Fosus some Neytirijuice
04[18:44] * Fosus thanks HumanNoMore
[18:44] <Fosus> in third person
04[18:44] <@Eltu> HumanNoMore: well, it excludes females. So, maybe macha has done it with Ninat?
01[18:44] <@HumanNoMore> hahahaha
06[18:44] * @HumanNoMore locks Macha in a room with Ninat
01[18:44] <@HumanNoMore> let's see
06[18:44] * Fosus runs
03[18:45] * Sacred is now known as Macha
[18:45] <@Macha> Ninat? We meet again
01[18:45] <@HumanNoMore> hahahaha
01[18:45] <@HumanNoMore> Eltu: /nick Ninat
06[18:45] * @Xynth thinks Ninat and Macha is a potent mix.
03[18:45] * Eltu is now known as Ninat
[18:45] <Fosus> here we go again
[18:45] <@Macha> I see you like to chew, Maybe you should chew... ON my fist!!!
[18:45] <@Ninat> Macha! I thought you never wanted to see me again
[18:45] <@Ninat> After that...
[18:45] <@Ninat> incident.
06[18:45] * @HumanNoMore passes supplies in, then quickly closes the door
[18:46] <@Macha> Which is why you must chew on my fist!!
06[18:46] * @HumanNoMore locks the door, then double checks
06[18:46] * mikkowilson puts on safty goggles and mixes NinatJuice and NeytiriJuice.
01[18:46] <@HumanNoMore> those goggles... they will do NOTHING
[18:46] <Fosus> mikkowilson, mask on
06[18:46] * @Ninat ignores Macha's fist and brings her queue up, after noticing that Macha has in fact no queue
[18:47] <@Macha> Rule 45. Queue goes here
06[18:47] * @Ninat takes a cut-off queue lying on the ground, and uses superglue to fasten it to the back of Macha's head
06[18:47] * @Macha points to power socket
06[18:47] * @Ninat takes Machas fist and sticks into the power socked
[18:48] <@Ninat> *socket
[18:48] <@Ninat> Oops.
06[18:48] * @Macha reminds Ninat that that 'cut-off' queue is not attached to her brain
06[18:48] * @Ninat don't care, it still feels good
[18:48] <@Ninat> Or not
[18:48] <@Ninat> But I can at least pretend
03[18:48] <@Macha> You attempt to subdue me with tsaherpes? You will fail
06[18:48] * @HumanNoMore opens the door again, and throws in a 'neurosurgery for complete idiots' book
06[18:48] * @HumanNoMore quickly closes and locks the door
06[18:48] * @Ninat tries to tsahaylu with the book
04[18:48] * @Macha pulls in HumanNoMore
[18:48] <@Macha> DDamn
[18:48] <@Macha> The door shut
04[18:49] * Fosus opens the door and throws in HumanNoMore
[18:49] <Fosus> AND RUNS
06[18:49] * @HumanNoMore runs out
06[18:49] * @HumanNoMore locks the door, then eats the key
06[18:49] * @Ninat tsahaylus with the door. It gets scared and disintegrates to avoid the horrible fate of touching Ninat's queue.
04[18:49] * @Ninat now throws herself over HumanNoMore
06[18:49] * @Macha reminds Ninat that she can never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get laid
[18:50] <mikkowilson> This is just tsilly
06[18:50] * @HumanNoMore activates self destruct on the building, runs to the roof and escapes on his Ikran
[18:50] <@Macha> I think you'll find this is TSPARTA!!!!
04[18:50] * @Ninat forgot to tell HumanNoMore that she tsahaylu-ed with his Ikran before
01[18:51] <@HumanNoMore> !quote 13
01[18:51] <@HumanNoMore> <Ninat> Ikrans' does not get tsaherpes stupid (13)
01[18:51] <@HumanNoMore> sorry
[18:51] <@Ninat> --
[18:51] <@Macha> Haha
[18:51] <@Ninat> *speechless*
[18:51] <@Ninat> !quote 21
01[18:51] <@HumanNoMore> <iawn> GTFO OFF MY PANTS EYWA (21)

So much win...

[Davy Jones]

[02:48:28] <iceri> gimme dat neyney juice i love it it tastes so good
[02:48:34] <iceri> we drink all day err day in and out da hood
[02:48:47] <iceri> it gives me wood

epic win

[Human No More]

<@Xynth> I'm in Sweden
<@Xynth> Come pay me a visit
<@Xynth> We could go to mcdonalds
<@Sacred> That'd be an awesome date
<@HumanNoMore> hahahaha
<@HumanNoMore> I want to go to sweden some time
<@HumanNoMore> also, finland and norway
<Iceri> i've been to norway
<Iceri> oslo to be specific
<Iceri> it's cool
<Iceri> but beer is expensive
<@HumanNoMore> well, beer isn't exactly cheap anywhere any more
<Iceri> and i was restricted by my then norwegian girlfriend to do anything too extreme
<Iceri> but sightseeing and going to clubs was fun
<@HumanNoMore> lol
<@HumanNoMore> define 'too extreme'
<Iceri> get in bar fights, urinate on national landmarks while screaming "I'm from america and i'm wasted!!!!!!"
<Iceri> lol
<Iceri> not that i'd do that
<Iceri> but
<Iceri> cmon...
<Iceri>
<@HumanNoMore> lol
<@HumanNoMore> win
<@HumanNoMore> probably not recommended though

hehehe.

[Davy Jones]

<Iceri> and i was restricted by my then norwegian girlfriend to do anything too extreme

Wait, not norweigan anymore?

[Iceri]

Originally Posted by Xynth

Wait, not norweigan anymore?

Ha, I guess I worded that weird. Not my girlfriend anymore, but still quite Norwegian.

[Eltu]

Improvisation win:

(17:59:56) Eltu: Welcome to text-only Counter-Strike.
(18:00:03) Eltu: You are in a dark, outside area.
(18:00:05) Eltu: >
(18:00:57) Sacred left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(18:01:11) Eltu: You have been killed by an INTERNET CONNECTION.
(18:01:17) Eltu: Restart game (y/n)?
(18:01:19) HumanNoMore: hahahaha
(18:01:21) Fosus: O_o

[Davy Jones]

[19:19:00] * Xynth is now known as Eltu
[19:19:07] <@Eltu> Well one thing's for certain...
[19:19:21] <@Eltu> <-- Hates Neytiri.
[19:19:24] <@Eltu> And I mean HATE.
[19:19:27] <@Eltu> I really HATE her.
[19:19:35] <@Eltu> I'm a skåning that loves Ninat.
[19:19:52] <@Eltu> Ninat, Beyral, and everything thereinbetween
[19:19:56] <@Eltu> That was all, thank you.
[19:19:59] * Eltu is now known as Xynth

All in a minute. Exactly in a minute.

[Davy Jones]

[21:50:51] <Eltu> Xynth
[21:50:52] <Eltu> Xynth
[21:50:54] <Eltu> Xynth
[21:50:57] <Eltu> Look what I can do
[21:50:58] <Eltu> --
[21:50:59] <Eltu> --
[21:50:59] <Eltu> --
[21:51:00] <Eltu> --
[21:51:00] <Eltu> --
[21:51:01] <Eltu> --
[21:51:01] <Eltu> --
[21:51:02] * Eltu was kicked by Eywa (flood)

Failtu show-offing how he can type -- without being kicked... or can he?

[Human No More]

<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> Xynth, I never gail.
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> *fail
<@HNM> hahahahaha
<+Xynth> you did that on purpose
* @HNM quotes
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> Seriously, that was ununtentional
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> *unintentional
<+Xynth> nah
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> I promise
<+Xynth> I think not
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> Xynth, I promise
<+Xynth> Right.
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> I WANTED TO do it on purpose
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> Then I decided "nah."
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> Then my hand slipped anyway
<+Xynth> Right.
<@HumanNoMore> your hand slip a lot?
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> Yeah
<@HumanNoMore> with Ninat
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> Well, my keyboard is not really my fr.... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> --
* +Xynth resists pulling a huge joke at the expense of Eltu
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> DO it, Xynth
<@HumanNoMore> too late.
* +Xynth won't.

.....

* Ninat|inBedWithEltu has joined #TreeOfSouls
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> O_O
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> O_O
<+Xynth> fail
<Ninat|inBedWithEltu> --
<@Neytiri_inBedWithEltu> GET OUT OF OUR BED NINAT!
* Ninat|inBedWithEltu was kicked by Neytiri_inBedWithEltu (Neytiri_inBedWithEltu)
<Snookie1|AFK> LOL
* Ninat|inBedWithEltu has joined #TreeOfSouls
<Ninat|inBedWithEltu> I are back.
* Ninat|inBedWithEltu tsahaylus with Eltu
* Snookie1 pokes ninat with a stick
* +Xynth pokes the stick with another stick.
* Snookie1 pokes the stick with a bazooka
* Neytiri_inBedWithEltu is now known as Eltu

[Human No More]

Talking about portal:

* @Eltu is wondering if Pornal 2 will contail any cake
<@HumanNoMore> HAHAHAHA
<+Xynth> ^
<@Eltu> *Portal, contain
<mikkowilson> Sacred: I know; go play .. I hate having to sensor myself o I don't spoil it
<@HumanNoMore> ELTU
<@HumanNoMore> ELTU
<+Xynth> Considering the meme cake has become..
<+Xynth> I think so
<@Eltu> What?
<@HumanNoMore> do you have to make EVERYTHING sound dirty?
<mikkowilson> I'm aure it will.
<mikkowilson>
<@Eltu> HumanNoMore: ?
<@HumanNoMore> * @Eltu is wondering if Pornal 2 will contail any cake
<+Xynth> Not that I know what hnm is talking about atm but
<+Xynth> yes
<@HumanNoMore> is that like Portal 34?
<+Xynth> he has to
<@Eltu> Oh..
<@Eltu> --
<@Eltu> --
<@Eltu> --
<+Xynth> VAVVAVAGAGGA
<+Xynth> HHAHAH
<+Xynth> oh man
<+Xynth> just saw the typo
<@HumanNoMore> LOL
<+Xynth> LOL
<@HumanNoMore> XYNTH FAIL
<@HumanNoMore> I'm lol'ing so hard IRL here
<@HumanNoMore> I can barely type
<@HumanNoMore> --
<+Xynth> hahahah
<+Xynth> put it in the quote thread tbh
<mikkowilson> Pornal's got tail huh?
<+Xynth> hahahah
<+Xynth> lol irl

[Fosus]

A conversation I participated in #navi-niaw channel in the irc.learnnavi.org network

<Silver> Kaltxì. Ayngal tok fitsenget srak?
<KalaKuival> oe tok fìtseng...
<AP_Nova> oe kop
<Fosus> oe, slä oe tsun ke nìNa'vi plltxe anìltsan
<Silver> Tsun oel tsive'a tsa'ut xD

Na'vi. You cannot speak.

[Stanley_9875]

[23:20:24] <Buoyant_Rock> Quaritch doesn't punch people, he punches the air, which in turn movies forward with equal momentum.

epic win

[Human No More]

<@HumanNoMore> so much win: Sigourney Weaver says James Cameron didn't win Oscar because 'he didn't have breasts' - NYPOST.com
<@HumanNoMore> Sigourney Weaver has launched a blistering attack on the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, saying James Cameron didn't win the Oscar for Best Director because he "didn't have breasts."
<@HumanNoMore> Outspoken "Avatar" star Weaver said she believed Cameron -- who lost out to his ex-wife, "The Hurt Locker" director Kathryn Bigelow -- didn't win because the academy wanted to make history by naming its first ever female Best Director.
<@HumanNoMore> Grace FTW
<iawn> hahahahhahaha
<iawn> hahahahahahahahhahaa
<Devourment> sigourney was always a total baddass
<iawn> so true
<iawn> he should get breast implants
<Devourment> um
<iawn> quote win?
<Devourment> that would be strange
<Devourment> and yes strangley arrousing
<Devourment> what
<Devourment> ****
<Devourment> that came out
<iawn> hahahah
<iawn> screenshot
<Devourment> lolz
<@HumanNoMore> WUT
<iawn> *saves into blackmail folder*

lolwut.