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10-29-2010, 11:07 PM
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42. If a native does the funky chicken in front of your bull-dozer, always keep moving.
43. In general, Ewya doesn’t take sides. She only protects the balance of life. But if your name is Jake Sully and you are the Toruk Makto, then she does take sides. 
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10-30-2010, 04:05 AM
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44. Always disobey all rules after rule 44.
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10-30-2010, 06:15 AM
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45. No matter what, it always needs moar Neytiri.
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 The Dreamer's Manifesto Mike Malloy, a voice of reason in a world gone mad. "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." - Inception "Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." - Tyler Durden
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10-30-2010, 06:34 AM
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46. Do not dance with Hammerhead Titanothores
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10-30-2010, 09:19 AM
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47. Always take samples
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10-30-2010, 02:24 PM
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48. Your ikran will try to kill you because it chose you. A palulukan will because it is hungry.
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10-30-2010, 04:32 PM
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49. If you go down to the woods today you'll get a big surprise. Guaranteed.
50. In order to facilitate communication and avoid any claims of sexual discrimination, all military personal should simply be referred to as "ladies".
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10-30-2010, 11:11 PM
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51. Fresh meat isn't referring to steak. Go home while you still can.
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10-31-2010, 06:10 AM
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53. Don't hit the red button.
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11-01-2010, 02:04 AM
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It's completely necessary to wear a trucker hat while remotely driving a bulldozer.
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11-01-2010, 03:40 AM
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55. You can NOT be up here!
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11-01-2010, 03:46 AM
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56. You Do NOT want to make tsaheylu with Ninat. Trust us.
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11-01-2010, 05:18 PM
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57. If you have to think about it first, don't touch it.
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11-01-2010, 05:28 PM
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#58: Dreamwalkers are not allowed here.
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