Hey Guys, Ya Like Energy Drinks?

[iron_jones]

Well prepare to ****ing LOVE energy drinks. I was about to buy a can of NOS Grape energy drink today because like all of you I was thinking like a total ****ing idiot.

Isle 1, on the left, middle shelf in Safeway. As I reached for the can, a can containing a different energy drink threw itself off of the shelf right into my mouth and I swallowed it whole. I had to make myself throw up right there in the isle and when I picked up the can I took a good look at it and this is what I saw:



Beaver Buzz? What the hell is this ****!?
So I took a sip and let me tell you, not only did this make my taste buds happy, but it tasted great.

Ya see that Beaver? DO YOU SEE IT!? It's ready to kick some ass. At anything! And that's how you'd feel if you drank one of these badass mother ****ers.

Ya wanna go drink a Redbull now?

How about I kick you in the balls.



You take a good look at that beaver. He's pissed, and he's wanting to jump into your stomach right about now and turn you into the most hyped up bitch you can be. Will you accept him??

For every 8.3 oz of liquid in this ****er you have about 110 mg of caffeine.
For monster, ever 16 oz, you get a measly 160. Are you ****ting me!? Double the amount but only add 50 mg!?

In Canada we do **** right. That's why Harper is in power. And you can be in power too if you drink this ****.

I've already had like 4.