The Wish Game.

[Human No More]

Granted, but you forget how to type.

I wish my sleep cycle wasn't so messed up.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Granted, but your new sleep cycle requires you to nap every half hour, no exceptions.

I wish I had a grand piano.

[Pa'li Makto]

Granted but there is a python inside it, playing the piano from the inside

I wish I had some licorice to eat..

[Fridge Magnet]

granted, but then your teeth fall out and you can't chew on it lol

I wish I had some snacks, my cupboard has none within it.............

[Pa'li Makto]

Granted but then a carpet catches on fire

I wish I had another jumper, mine needs to get washed now..

[Fridge Magnet]

lol granted, but then its really itchy and thin

I wish that this sunday would have awesome weather........

[Pa'li Makto]

Granted but then all the other days have thunderstorms and cold weather

I wish that I wasn't starting to get a little sleepy.

[Fridge Magnet]

granted, you are so hyper active you eat all the wieners in the fridge

I wish that I had an aircon ..................

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

LOL I had to google that.. XD Shame on me, anyway..

Granted, but it shoots out liquid nitrogen and freezes your entire house.

I wish fruit flies would stay away from my strawberries.

[Pa'li Makto]

Granted but then they attack your oranges instead..

I wish that it was spring already..

[Fridge Magnet]

granted, but the clouds get happy and rain

I wish I could eat more than 2 pizzas...........

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Granted, but you get fat.

I wish I had a pair of those jumping stilts.

[Fridge Magnet]

granted, but you jump and crack ur skull open

I wish I could find my favourite watch..........

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Granted, but you find it in your rectum. (movie reference, can you guess which one?)

I wish for a yacht.

[Fridge Magnet]

lol nope which one I have heard that one somewhere I think

granted, but then some pirates speed past, and blow it to smithereens

I wish I had a grenade launcher like in Bad Company ..........