The Wish Game.

[Sight Unseen]

granted, but now you have twice as much homework.

I wish my cell phone worked in my house.

[Tsawke`Iheyu]

Granted, but the signal goes in the basement of the house instead of your phone

I wish the Winter will end soon so I could go to the forest and make some runs.

[James of terra]

Granted, you are 5th person to ask this, but spring first!
I wish passport get here fast!

[Human No More]

Granted, but they got your name wrong on it.

I wish I had more gigs to go to.

[Советский меч]

Granted but they are charity gig and you make no money

I wish more people would play the forums games

[James of terra]

Granted...I am here..lol
I wish a nice Na'vi pop by for a visit.

[Sight Unseen]

Granted, but it's Ninat.

I wish my Chem homework would finish itself while I procrastinate on the computer.

[LOVEavatar]

Granted, but it would fill in all the wrong answers!

I wish factorization and second degree equations could be simpler to learn. :/

[Tsawke`Iheyu]

Granted, but you realise how to solve them and it will be much easier.

I wish that no one on Earth should be lonely during "harsh times".

[Советский меч]

Granted but you burst into flames.

I wish my digestive system didn't suck

[Tsawke`Iheyu]

Granted, but it makes a warning sound everytime you eat.

I wish I wasn't awake at this time of the night.

[James of terra]

Granted, morning will arrive soon, but followed by night!
I wish I a bit younger again.

[Tsawke`Iheyu]

Granted, but you still get old.

I wish this community would go on as a family.

[James of terra]

Granted, we are a electronic family that will meet up one day!!!
I wish I had a pop in the fridge.

[Human No More]

Granted, but your fridge breaks down.

I wish I wasn't tired.