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01-11-2012, 09:59 AM
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granted but after getting up you decide to go back to sleep
i wish my gastritis goes away by the time ive taken all my meds
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#1862
01-11-2012, 06:26 PM
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  Granted, but you're left with a mean case of dandruff. I wish there could be at least one day this week that my dad doesn't need me for errands.
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#1863
01-11-2012, 09:19 PM
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Granted, but you spend it sleeping instead.
I wish I could use the internet while asleep.
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#1864
01-12-2012, 07:53 AM
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Granted, your posts look like closed-captioned zombie moans.
I wish that small things would stop leeching my monies away. 
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#1865
09-18-2012, 02:55 AM
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Granted, they now want to talk to you about all the boring things.
I wish I could survive on only 2 hours sleep.
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#1866
09-20-2012, 12:04 AM
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Granted, though now you can't digest milk.
I wish I could go home right now instead of doing work experiance all day.
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E...  My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.)
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#1867
09-20-2012, 01:54 AM
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Granted, but you have to work from home.
I wish I could find a better job.
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#1868
09-24-2012, 07:41 AM
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Granted, but it's in North Korea.
I wish Avatar The Game was better.
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#1869
09-25-2012, 12:34 AM
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Granted, but you lost your copy.
I wish I didn't need sleep.
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#1870
09-25-2012, 08:20 AM
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Granted, but now you're half awake all the time.
I wish I had a cat to boost my reddit karma.
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#1871
09-26-2012, 12:56 AM
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Granted, but now the cat is eating all your food.
I wish that I could go on holidays.
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.)
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#1872
09-27-2012, 08:47 PM
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Granted, but you now can't afford an internet connection.
I wish I could teleport.
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#1873
10-01-2012, 09:15 AM
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Granted, but due to a fly entering your teleporter, a freak accident occured and you now have fly DNA.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
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#1874
10-02-2012, 12:30 AM
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Granted, you've been expelled.
I wish I had a Network+ cert.
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#1875
10-02-2012, 08:36 AM
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Granted, but now Net+ is only valid for 3 years. (True Story)
I wish that certification wasn't so expensive.
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