The Wish Game.

[Human No More]

Granted, but it keeps going down all the time, but when it does work, it's fast.

I wish I was the best programmer in the world.

[Gunny]

Granted, but your computer blows up!

I wish I could go on vacation

[Immo39]

Granted, but you lost your air ticket.

I wish that I could wish~

[Gunny]

Granted but its a bad wish

I wish IRC was working

[Human No More]

Granted, but then an op accidentally bans you.

I also wish IRC was working.

[Sovereign]

Granted, but you forget your password and lose your ops.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Human No More]

Granted, there's hail instead.

I wish I had a beer.

[Sovereign]

Granted, it's empty.

(Note: I got my wish, it indeed stopped raining and the sun came out. No hail.)

I wish the IRC would work.

[Human No More]

Granted, but you're banned. (it's working now )

I wish I had a bigger monitor.

[Sovereign]

Granted, but now you're blind.

Paper! Write yourself!

[Human No More]

Granted, but it's really bad and you fail.

I wish I had a job.

[tallbluewanderer]

Granted -- you're working in the Avatar program, but they won't let you have one.

I wish I could figure out how to do my math homework *before* it's due for a change.

[Human No More]

Granted, but you forget to bring it in though.

I wish I had some waffles.

[tallbluewanderer]

Granted. They're chocolate-and-pickle flavoured.

I wish I weren't blue. (No, the other kind of blue.)

[Sovereign]

Granted but you have no mouth (a la Neo).

I wish I could morph into a Na'vi (but also change back if I wanted--Animorphs style).