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Old 07-14-2010, 09:26 AM
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decima places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his

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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making them run
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making them run all over
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making them run all over the carpet
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making them run all over the carpet crapping everywhere.
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making them run all over the carpet crapping everywhere. The yellow
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making them run all over the carpet crapping everywhere. The yellow fish monster
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Elsewhere, Grace was taking a shower then an AMP Dude walked by but decided to eat his turkey gracefully before throwing up Ninat and eating Jake's leftovers from a cup. Jake obliterated his sandwich with a sharp pencil taken from pencil holder. Snapping the pencil with his hands, Jake laughed and took a picture of a giant caterpillar slipping into a coma. After seeing a flying jar of tomato sauce skid into their bedroom, Mo'at and Eytukan decided that one to be the emperor and two small parrot -like creatures gobbled up peanut butter faster than light. Mo'at turned to Eytukan and Ninja Warrior of fatness and asked : "Why is your tiny warrior do not pass on top of the Fkeu blue cheese?" Eytukan ate the cheese and crackers. Mo'at then turned to Jake and poked his foot with a cheese wheel made entirely of smelly sausages. Jake consumed himself a pickle then ate another pickle while sitting on Ninja flavored Ikran chow. Suddenly, jumping beans reigned supreme and decided to turn against the Na'vi in a battle which lasted a couple of centuries. The beans of baking for the supreme cake of happiness which was eating chocolate and burping acid at the same time as a thanator suddenly appeared. It ran through a hot dog stand and knocked over an elderly Na'vi as he was meditating.
The Blade Runner decided that synthetics were undesirable and killed them. Fortunately, a fat bug flew into Chevy Chase's station wagon making gas that smelled like old farts leak into a pile of Ninat Juice , filling it full of orange juice and lemons as it tipped over Grace's head. She was badly constipated and found that there was more than enough salad to go around. After that astounding performance, Ninat started to eat toffee and play xbox. She fell into a coma of chocolate overdose, but nobody could comprehend why there were so happy about fridges. Neytiri stumbled across Shoop Da Whoop and Kick Ass lemons which was salty, yet sweet. The Darkness slid behind the protruding fridge from whence it found some magic mushrooms. Norm and Grace ate cookies they sprinkled sugar on elephants that were not happy because they just finished eating peanuts in the most disgusting kitchen on Ninat's house. Norm spat out telephones that danced to songs of the ancestors. They jim morrison the atoms together to create Roman empires that they intend to rule with an iron fist. After creating a nuclear shelter, they ate Norm and used pa'li makto as a person waving inflatable arm people in and out of doors and windows. Suddenly, fkeu grabbed a pudding cup and smeared it under his armpits but then took a shower with Neytiri and Andis. Fkeu went towards Ninat to hand her his queue, which she ate vigorously, She then gave him orange juice from her armpits and sh*t out some ninatjuice. Elsewhere on the floor, there was human piss which smelt like cheddar and applesauce. Quaritch felt alone and fell into a mosh pit full of punks who beat each other at break-dancing. Then Eywa attacked Advent for trying to steal her bicycle from the bicycle store. A great wall of blue watermelon looking creatures destroyed Fkeu's home and ate sausages, thinking of shoes while trying to eat Ninat's delicious cake. A Tank rolled out and crushed Jake and Neytiri as hoscba and his boyfriend shredded lettuce. Then Obama grabbed his enormous penis shaped hat and ejaculated rainbows. He then ate Ninat's queue for breakfast with milk and toast.

Seventy Thousand beers on Wainfleet's lap along with Ninat crashed into him sending Wainfleet flying into the air making cataclysmic quotes as he fell face-first into a cat which bit him in the face. He gasped as his cyborg nose malfunctioned, spewing oil everywhere. Wainfleet slipped over and broke his coccyx and began to regurgitate elephants. One Elephant fired a Colt.45 at a roflcopter which spun out of control crashing into the darkest part of the Abyss. Disco lights bloomed as Moat and Fkeu constructed a black van with Starfox riding shotgun with Chuck Norris manning the Gatling gun of the terminator glowing red. THE END of the 2-word story, can't happen, ....so then a pink dolphin terminated the Wiggles who were driving their shotgun wagon. The wagon grew a prototype mutant named Rick Rover. Rover ate tyres in 60 seconds as he ran out of jujubees then bought a bag of chicken feet. Then a zombie arose spewing intestines all over Jake as Captain America made a cookie and threw dildos in the Cactus-blob, causing the Cactus-blob to grow into a massive cactus-blob which threatened Mario with a cheese Toasties which began eating into his lunch while several hamsters summoned concubines to sacrifice the living dead to the witch. She used black magic against the withered souls from Ninat's crushed skull collection from under the depths of the deep abyss, ranging amidst the circular-square of Tony Montana's yeyo collection which had a pelican sniffing it very intently. Suddenly the cheese toasty bread sandwich ate itself then imploded causing cheesy rifts in the core of Doctor Who's life as he ran so fantastically dumb towards the exploding retardus maximus. Suddenly, Maximized Decimal places scattered pieces of glass shards towards the trash can that held souls of little kittens Ninat had Jake kept in his Loincloth, making them run all over the carpet crapping everywhere. The yellow fish monster eradicated all
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