Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

[Advent]

Here's one more:

Quaritch: I want every gas round you got!

Gunner: We're out of gas, sir.

Quaritch: What!? How'd that happen?

Gunner: I believe Wainfleet hasn't been to the toilet recently...

[Impressionist]

Before the destruction of the Hometree.
Quaritch: Okay people, let's get this done!
Suddenly he notices, that all Na'vi are holding a gun. On Jake's command they open fire.
Quaritch: So nobody reacted, when Sully took out a big bag from our depot?! I...
He didn't finish, cause Neytiri shot Papa Dragon with her bazooka.

[Advent]

Hehehe. Nice work Impressionist.

RDA Executives are standing around a table:

CEO: Good morning gentlemen, as you know our miners are having great work retrieving Gouda..

Parker: It's Cheddar! For God's sake! What have you guys been smoking?

Shady Manager: Just weed. And of course we've been bringing some Havarti to go with it..

Fat Manager: You're a moron. It is obviously Brie we're mining. How thick can you get?

Shady Manager: Speak for yourself..

Fat Manager: Well that's it-

CEO: You're the 3 people I'm going to see in hell!

(knock at the door)

Grace: I brought some Bega!

(All look at each other)

[Advent]

Na'vi: We will never move! This is our land!

Quaritch: They're not moving.

Gunner: Standby sir. Releasing Wainfleet.

Wainfleet: Yeah! (farts)

Na'vi: (scream and run off)

[Impressionist]

Hahaha! Gouda and Cheddar are awesome! Wainfleet is also good.

[Impressionist]

Jake: I've already chosen. But this woman must also choose me.
Neytiri: She already has.
Jake: Really? How do you know Tarina has choosen me? Oh, I'm so happy!
Neytiri: !?!?!?

[Impressionist]

Jake is facing the hammerhead titanothere.
Grace: Don't shoot.
Jake: So what am I supposed to do? Dance with it?
Grace: Well, that would be the only way to make it happy. Hey, you can dance a waltz, I got the music on my iPhone... oh no. I forgot to pack it. But I can sing! La la la...

[Advent]

Grace: There are families in there! Children! Are you going to kill children?

Jake: Trust me. You don't want that blood on your hands..

Parker: Actually, I relish the feeling. Makes a very nice lotion you know..

[Impressionist]

After the woodspirites gathered around Jake in the forest.
Jake: What was that all about?
Neytiri: I don't know. What was the last thing you ate today?
Jake: Hmm... Cheddar.
Neytiri: So, no wonder they liked you.

[aoitennyo]

LOL! I thought this was hilarious, random and very appropriate! Any French speakers? This was apparently inspired by a viewing of the movie in French, lol.

If not, translations below (I knew my four years of French would pay off!) although it is funnier in French



Random Merc: And that is Pandora, a good idea, no?
Jake: My potatoes are drowning!

Quaritch: I love the smell of lilacs in the springtime.

Trudy: Live long and prosper.

Jake: What does the scouter say about his power level?
Neytiri: It's over nine thousand!

Norm: Hello, my name (I'm called) The Cheese Man.
Jake: I hope you die in a fire.
Norm: Me too.

Grace: The cake is a lie.

Quaritch: You hurt my feelings!
Neytiri: Sorry

Tsu'tey: I now pronounce (make) you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride (wtf XD)

[Human No More]

Epic

Thanks for the translations though

[rasomaso]

This reminds me of something I draw this morning at work, when trying to get out of a zombie state.

Please don't hit me for that, not with a stick... aaa... a...a...

[PhoenixRider]

Neytiri: I See You.
Jake: But I feel you.
Neytiri: How do I feel?
Jake: Amazing...
*Neytiri Smiles*

Bow chika bow wow!!!

[Advent]

Nice. And the cake is a lie! It was a black forest cake! I HATE BLACK FOREST CAKE!!!

Grace: Try to see the forest, through her eyes..

Jake: Oh, I get it.

2 days later..

Jake: (runs in the hometree with neytiri) I did it! I did it!

Grace: Oh ****. (facepalms)

[rasomaso]

Neytiri: Now that you are Omaticaya, I can either watch you move your disgusting meat flaps or stick a queue on this tree and call it paradise. Now go make a bow or something...