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10-16-2011, 06:21 PM
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...That wasn't funny :/
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10-17-2011, 12:46 AM
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Just because you might not find it funny..Other people might of found that funny because we all have different types of humour. Clearly we have different types of humour. Moco: If you knew muslim women who put particular values on garments of that type I don't think you would of found it funny..
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E...  My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) Last edited by Pa'li Makto; 10-17-2011 at 01:21 AM.
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#574
10-17-2011, 01:10 AM
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Thread falling, is it?
Repost of an old one: Quaritch: You're not in Kansas anymore. You're in Woolworths, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact, every second of every shift. If there is a Coles, you might want to go there for some time off, after a shift in Woolworths. Out there beyond those counters, Every living customer that walks, crawls, or rolls in the aisles wants to kill you and sell your eyes for money. We have an indigenous staff called the shopkeeper. They're fond of cards that will dry your points up in one minute, and they have cash registers artificially reinforced with computers. They are very hard to scam. As head manager, it is my job to keep you employed. I will not succeed. Not for all of you. If you wish to stay employed, you have to develop a strong consumer attitude. You have to obey the rules! Woolworths rules! For those who don't know, Woolworths and Coles are big rival supermarket chains in Australia. 
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#575
10-17-2011, 01:18 AM
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Hah I remember listening to you come up with that one.
Jake wakes up in the middle of a desert in the middle of nowhere: Hey ahh..Did someone slip something into my drink last night? Quaritch stands over him: Nahh we just abducted you in the middle of the night so you to enjoy the morning sunshine out here. Jake does a double take, then relaxes: Really? Quaritch: Well..I had to get someone to listen to my poetry..Plus if you sit through that then I suppose I'll get your new legs for you. Jake: No way this is awesome! Quaritch: My poem as 27 stanzas.. Jake facepalms.
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.) Last edited by Pa'li Makto; 10-17-2011 at 01:33 AM.
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10-17-2011, 01:03 PM
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Is he a Vogon?
That... fits his personality surprisingly well.
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10-18-2011, 01:09 AM
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Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E... My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.)
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10-22-2011, 08:57 PM
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Stephen Lang: It's not over while I can still get type cast as the leader of isolated human outposts in hostile worlds populated by large dangerous dinosaur type creatures in dystopian sci-fi TV series and movies.
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10-26-2011, 01:13 PM
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*Jake is facing the Thanator in the forest.
Jake: What do I do now? Run? Don't run? Grace: Run! Definately run! Jake: Are you sure Gace? In the introductory meeting, Colonel Quaritch said and I quote; "Every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes." However, he never said that creatures that walk or run are dangerous. And since this this thanator neither appears to crawl, fly or squat, I am going to assume it is not dangerous. Thus I shall stay right here.
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10-27-2011, 01:17 PM
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Quaritch: You're not in Kansas anymore. Unfortunately, the air-conditioning in the Kansas room broke down. So I decided to move my opening presentation on Pandora to the Colorado room instead. That way we can all be more comfortable and relaxed. Please feel free to help yourself to some coffee, sandwiches and cookies before I start.
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11-07-2011, 08:27 AM
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Neytiri: Jake, Eywa has heard you...
Jake watches with delight as banshees attack the humans Neytiri: EYWA HAS HEARD YOU! Jake: Neytiri, please! I heard you the first time! I don't have any problems with hearing!
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11-07-2011, 09:20 PM
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Neytiri: EYWA HAS HEARD YOU! Jake: Really? I didn't think I was that loud... I wonder if we woke her up...
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11-07-2011, 11:40 PM
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This gave me some inspiration to finally write something in here
Neytiri: Jake, Eywa has heard you... Jake: AHAA! We now have our chance for a counter attack! Banshee riders, with me! CHAR- Neytiri: EYWA HAS HEARD YOU!!!!!! Jake: ARGH! MY EAR!!! *falls of Turok infront of everybody*
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12-11-2011, 02:49 AM
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Morpheus: Do you know why you sit alone in front of your computer all day? I will tell you. It is because you are the ONE who will save us from a hellish distopian world in which humans are enslaved in a computer network called the Matrix...
Avatar Fan: Look Morpheus. I keep telling you. If I want to to spend all my time sitting in front of my PC watching Avatar over and over again and looking at pictures of Neytiri, that is my business. I keep telling you. Neytiri is the only ONE that matters for me. So Morpheus, just bugger off, leave me alone and don't come back ever again. A LITTLE LATER Agent Smith: If you help me against Morpheus, I can arrange to put you in another Matrix where you can live out your life as a Na'vi with Neytiri on Pandora.... Avata Fan: Hell yeah!!! Now that's the sort of world I'm talking about. Last edited by neytirifanboy; 12-11-2011 at 03:07 AM.
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